OH MY FUCKING GOD

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GUYS.

GUYS.

GUYS.

NO DAN.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

A BOOK.

IT'S A FUCKING BOOK.

WHA- BU- WHEN- HUH?????????????

I JUST, I DON'T EVEN KNOW RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, AND JUST... I REALLY WANT ONE!

I ALSO WANNA GO TO THE BOOK TOUR BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE CAN'T AFFORD IT RIGHT NOW!

SO IF ANY OF YOU GO, TELL ME HOW IT WAS, OK?

OK.

(P.S. a book... it's... an actual Dan & Phil book...)

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