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Bonjour!

Guys!

Guess what!

I'm learning Frech!

So there was a commercial for this language learning thing on tv, so I went to download it but you had to pay for some things, so I found a different one. I downloaded it and signed up and everything and clicked on French.

So blah blah blah and whole bunch of learning later... I know how to say "the cat eats an apple".

I mean, not trying to brag or anything but, I can fricken say "the cat eats an apple".