BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
Loud noises of metal hitting metal come from the surface of the huge ball of light. But there's one more thing that's audible. It was the voice of the man who calls himself 'God' singing to himself.
"I'm trying to cut light with a knife,
I'm trying to cut light with a knife,
I'm trying to cut light with a knife,
I'm trying to make life out of light."
The song sounds like one out of a children's storybook, but he keeps on singing,
"I'm trying to cut light with a knife,
But why the fuck is this light not making life."
Others might think his song is weird but to him, it's nothing less than an award-winning score.
"Oh my God, this light is not creating life,
Oh my God, this light is not creating life."
He keeps banging that knife-like device but nothing happens.
"Son of a bitch is NOT creating life,
This useless son of a bitch is NOT creating life,
Son of a bish, is NOT creating life,
This useless son of a bish is NOT creating life."
Suddenly,
[This useless bish of a son is not creating life,
This useless BEEP of a son is not creating life.]
"WHAT???!!!"
The man screams out of shock.
"What the FUCK!!!!!!"
[Oh, you were working so hard... You know. I thought I should cheer you up.]
An icon inside his helmet popped up. This time it was of a silverish color.
"Ohhh, you cheeky son of a bitch... Why the fuck didn't you switch on when I called for you 3 DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!"
[Awwww, you called for me??? My boss needs me??? I'm so touched, I mean I am so, sooo happy.]
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
AWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
You filthy rat of a system, this is what happens when you give useless tech too much intelligence.
You.... Youuuu... Mothe... Shitbaa....f....
FUCK!!!!"
The man tries to calm himself down.
"Don't do it man, Don't get angry now....
You're God, you're the G...
The big DADDY... Of this... Of this...."
[Say it, go on... You're the DADDY of a big BEEP light bulb and black fart.]
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
AWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHH....."
The man starts laughing trying to hide his anger.
"You... Oh, silver, youuuu...."
[I'm the only system in the whole wide world, whom the boss needs.]
"Omayewa Mou..."
[Shindeirou.]
"NAAAANIIIIII!!!!!"
[Hey, learned from the best.
Wink wink.]
"Well...
I am certainly the BEST."
[I KNOW RIGHT.]
"You know silver, you always make me want to torture you, and then at the right moment, you just do a complete 180°.
Good job."
[Well, what can I say?? I am the best.
Well... After you, of course.]
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Together We Level Up
FantasyA fanfiction sequel/spin off of Solo Leveling by ChuGong focused on the Monarchs and Rulers. Gates have started appearing on earth since the year 2004. Out of them monsters made of shadows and monsters with the ability to turn the dead into one of t...
