DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING)

A overwhelming day

You were walking back to your apartment slowly, You heard a bit of rumbling but didn't mind it since there were a lot of things going on in New York. You were walking down the hall cheerfully holding your mango smoothie, It was your favorite flavor. You had a long day at work and to be honest you needed some rest too.

 You arrived at your apartment and smiled to yourself remembering the numbers, 189. 

You put your smoothie down somewhere and got your keys out of your pocket. You were unlocking it until you heard a bit of more loud explosions nearby your apartment building. You shrugged and finally unlocked your door, You grabbed your smoothie and put it on the counter. You yawned feeling the sleepiness take over, You kick off your shoes and opened the fridge. You tilted your head realizing you need more groceries. You look by the huge window near the kitchen leading to the balcony.

 You felt the ground shake and you slowly cling to the kitchen counter. You sighed and grabbed your smoothie, You were about to walk away until the same rumble came closer... But even more closer. Your eyes widen seeing a man fly into your window and an explosion following behind him. He tackled you down and you dropped your smoothie.

You felt pain in the back of your head while smoke surrounded your whole apartment, Bits of the wall were scattered around and you realize a muscular man who tackled you was laughing. You cough a bit, He slowly got up and dusted himself off. He offered a hand to help and you accepted, You realized how familiar the man looked. He wore a red and black suit similar to the famous spider man but at the same time not similar. You raised a brow and looked behind him to see a wrecked apartment with a hole in the wall. Your furniture was a bit on fire too since an explosion happened. You gasp seeing your mango smoothie on the floor, You look back at him and he gave a nervous look. 

You were about to talk until the man interrupted you, "Sorry about your uh home toots, well at least your chest provided safety for my head! You look more worried about your smoothie than-" He got cut off by a rope being wrapped around him, He grunted and got swung away. You felt your face heat up but soon got pissed off by the mess that has happened. 

You felt your heart drop seeing your own home catch on fire, You rushed and grabbed a fire extinguisher. Afterward, you saw your apartment all burnt and half of it was covered by dirt or wall parts. Shards of glass were everywhere making you ball your fist in anger.

You just wanted to drink your smoothie and relax yet some man ruined it for you. You sighed and looked around to see if anything was not ruined or burnt at all. You slowly walk into your room, It wasn't that bad other than the bed but the closet of clothes was a bit dusty but still good. You facepalm knowing You needed a new place to stay at. 

You felt stress rush over your mind, You sat on the now burnt and torn up couch. You stared at the ceiling feeling a bit tired from work as well, You wondered who the man as though he looked very familiar. You soon open your phone and look up the man. 

You realized the man who crashed in was Deadpool, The one and only cocky man who doesn't really care what he does or what he says. He is known to be a mercenary... He is not a hero nor a villain he is just there?.. You look at images and news reports of him doing random stuff. You scroll down slowly and see a news report saying "Insane man In red and black suit broke into a shelter stealing at least half of the animals there." 

You stopped reading and chuckled. You knew this world was filled up with a lot of stuff, Filled up with heroes are villains. Or men like him who is just a rebel at both. You were scrolling through the images but soon felt your body become very tired of some sort. You got a blanket that wasn't burnt and decided to just nap.