DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING)

A Horrible Day

your POV
I was laying in the bed, the warmth of the blankets was comforting me as I rest my head on the pillow. It's been a while since i have gotten a goodnight's rest since the day that my apartment exploded due to Deadpool, It was a bit unexpected for him to offer his own bed to me. Who knew the man can actually be polite. It felt a bit awkward sleeping in a bed that belongs to an insane merc who is cocky and insensitive. His bed was somehow actually very comfortable or maybe I am just very tired. I soon started to fall into a puddle of no existing thoughts meaning I am drifting off to sleep. My H/C swooped behind me and some strands on my face, I slept peacefully in the bed with the blankets wrapped up in my body making me feel cozy and safe. Time skip

I felt a gloved finger poke my cheek gently, "Y/N- Y/N.. Y/N- Y/N" The familiar voice was calling my name as I refused to wake up. I'm so tired from everything and from cleaning this whole messy apartment yet At the same time my thoughts focused on work. My boss texted me a while ago for me to come back after He gave me a break, I kept feeling the same finger poke my cheek- I mumble and push away the finger attempting to go back to sleep. I heard an annoyed sigh and footsteps leaving the room. Minutes after I felt cold tiny sprays of water, I shot up from his bed and looked towards where the water was coming from. "Rise and Shine Sleeping beauty!!" He said with a sarcastic tone while he kept on spraying me with a spray bottle. "What- Why did you wake me up..." I mumble, I wiped my eyes and got up as he stepped back giving me space to walk through. "Maybe because It's 12:48!!"

He said with a judging tone making me grumble While i walked out of his room. I look at the small alarm clock near his desk and Realized I had work in a bit too since My boss texted me as well. I gasp as I push Deadpool aside making him stumble, "RUDE!!!" He said while putting his hands on his waist in a sassy manner. I roll my eyes and open the door to my room to grab My uniform and phone in a rush, Deadpool which he was still in his sweatpants and his mask- Looked at me in a confused way, "I have work soon My boss let me off the hook due to what happened so I have to go." I say In a groggy tone due to waking up by Him, I rush to the bathroom and quickly change out of my PJ's. I put on my uniform and quickly put my hair into a ponytail, I made my way out of the bathroom and stop in my tracks to see Deadpool gone like the wind. I figured he has some work to do so that leaves both of us to be busy.

Nobody's POV

You rushed down the apartment and waved for a taxi in the busy streets of New York, You worked as a Diner waiter and It was a very easy job except for the fact that a lot of creeps come here just to cause trouble, Your H/C hair strands got in your face as You put it behind your ear gently, You hummed along with the soft mellow music from the speaker while you wiped down the table. You felt the familiar ding of a bell on the door, 3 men walked In that looked actually very intimidating. You looked over to the other waiter named Jennie which was one of your closest friends, She gave a worried and nervous look meaning it was your turn to serve that table they headed to. You walked over to them in a nervous way, You mentally screamed at yourself to remain calm as the intimidating men sat in the booth near the window. "would you like any coffee?" You say while smiling kindly to them, They nodded and you poured the steaming warm coffee into each mug calmly. Jennie Looked right over to you with a thumbs up, You smile and get your notepad up. "What can I get for you today? We do have the Pie on Sa-"They cut you off from your normal happy sunny introduction to the diner. "You talk too much, Shut up and Just order us The simple meal whichever is fine." The man said harshly to you, You felt your heart sink in and nodded making your way to the kitchen. "These men are seriously scary and rude, One of them asked for just simple 3 meals I guess." You whisper to Jennie as she nodded. You sigh in a shaky voice, You hated customers like this but you needed this job and you needed to just suck it up. You always had customers who were very rude or just overall weird/creepy. You waited for Jennie to hand you the plates of food to give to the men, You looked back over to them to see them glaring right at you whispering who knows what. You gulp and Hear Jennie's heels click against the tile floor. You gently take the plates for her and Walk towards the table where the men sat, You put down the meals on the table as you introduce the plates and what is in them. You were about to walk away when one of the men's hands grabbed your wrist. "This Looks disgusting, give me another plate of food.." He says coldly to me, You scoff quietly pushing his hand away and take one of the plates that he pointed to. You walk away and into the kitchen with a disturbed face. "Jennie they don't like the food.." You say quietly, She sighed and nodded as she took the plate. "Sugar cube, can you take the trash and The other bags out into the ally way?" she asked nicely, I nod in a smile. I make my way towards the 4 large garbage bags filled up with many leftovers and other junk. You take one of them and drag it to where the back door was. You open the door that leads to one creepy ally way making shivers go down your spine. You lift up the garbage can with all your might into the dumpster making a loud thud. You dust off your skirt and walk back to get the other ones. You decided to take 2 of them since it'll be faster making it a bit harder to drag as well. You were close to going to the dumpster when you heard loud multiple footsteps walking closer to you, You felt your heart race start to go faster making you rush to the dumpster. You struggle to put the garbage bags in making your skirt lift up. You quickly drop the bags in and turned to where you heard snickers. It was the 3 men who were awfully rude to you and they were right behind you too. You felt your eyes widen in a panic not wanting to be in any of their dirty work too. "well well, Look who we have here. The sunny shine waiter who can't even do anything right. How about we show you a much better experience sweet cheeks."One of them said with a lust full voice, You scoff in disgust trying to move from them when you felt another chest behind you. They grabbed you by your shoulder and you screamed in terror not wanting to be even touched by these men. You saw the other one walk towards you and attempt to pin you down. "you are obviously asking for it so why are you being so hard to get hm?" He chuckled as he tried putting his hands on your chest, You closed your eyes and screamed even louder. You were shocked to hear another scream following up with yours, You open your eyes to see the man's head be chopped off by a single Kitana. Your eyes widen and You tear up in horror seeing the now decapitated man. You felt the other man drop you and Try to fight with the other unknown dude who has saved you. You still felt the other hands of the man trying to touch you. You heard a familiar voice following up with a bunch of grunting from the other man who seemed to be dripping blood on the floor. You squirmed around trying to get out of the grip of the other man who clung to you. He began to panic and he smashed your head into the ground making you whimper. You heard a gasp and loud footsteps following up as well. The man who had you in his grip soon let go, His loud screams were to be heard echoing in the ally way. You open your eyes slightly to see the man's hand be chopped off. You look over to his head and heard a loud gunshot, his head now was shot by a bullet making you scream even more in terror from the now dead man on top of you. You pushed him off and backed up with your hands on your face, You were beginning to tear up because all you were doing was working. You felt a gloved hand tap your arm, You open your eyes and put down your arms to see Deadpool full of blood, He had a knife on his shoulder but didn't seem bothered by it. You wipe your eyes from the tears and you were breathing very shakingly. "Are you okay?" He said with his hand on his head resting it, You shake your head as he helped you up. You look around to see many dead bodies, "uh I rather you do not look at the slaughtered bodies of my targets I heard screaming and surprisingly I found my bounties trying to do shit to you." he said with his familiar bubbly voice. He took the knife out of his head and Laughed, You were still in shock and you were practically on the verge of crying again, He lead you to the diner again as he reassured you that you're okay.