DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING)

Kiss over a Poptart

(THIS HAS A BIT OF A SPICY PART BUT DO KNOW I HAD A HARD TIME WRITING IT BECAUSE I MYSELF WAS EMBARRASSED AND FLUFF)                    Your POV

I was with Wade as he struggled to open the apartment door, he has butterfingers and he is sometimes clumsy which is actually really funny. He finally opened the apartment while he cussed under his breath, my eyes widen seeing how the apartment was a mess. There were scattered items including Wade's weapons and other things that I clearly remember were on the counter. I look to my right to see the usual window he climbed out of was broken completely. I saw Wade get a bit nervous, "what happened to the window? it looks like someone flew out of it... I also remember when we were crossing the road there was a blood puddle stain on the sidewalk-" I question him making him laugh nervously. 

"Let's just say- I decided to become a fairy and jump out of the window!" he said cheerfully as my smile turned into a frown. Did he try killing himself?... I walk up to him and look at him directly. "Say the truth," I said coldly making him laugh more out of nervousness. "Okay- I tried dying but of course it didn't work I mean I knew it wouldn't work but I guess uh I had a little bit of hope?" He fiddled with his fingers and chuckled. 

"Wade why would you try it? can I ask why?.." I look up at him as he nodded, He grabbed a pop tart and began eating it. "Sorry I can't speak I'm ..eating a pop tart" he mumbled with food in his mouth with his mask halfway up. "I'm serious Wade-" I cross my arms while he finished his pop tart. "Erm...like I said I despise myself especially because I made a chick cry which is you aaaand I was really uh stressed I guess Hahaa..aha.." I felt my heartache, I didn't even know he tried doing that just because of me too. 

I sighed, "I'm really sorry you feel like everything is your fault when it isn't, you deserve a good happy ending and to be surrounded by things or people you love. I understand what you went through and it traumatized you so now you feel that as if you need to punish yourself constantly. I'm always going to be here by your side Wade and by all means, I really hate the fact that you had hope in falling out of the window. I forgive you for what you did and you only did it to protect me too so please don't do it again- even if it doesn't work." I put my hand on his shoulder making him flinch, He was dead quiet for some minutes before he offered me a pop tart which I gladly accepted. 

"Thank you, for being kind and patient with me Y/N most people can't even handle me which also is reasonable-" he laughed nervously. I ate the pop tart slowly as he was cleaning up the glass slightly with his foot. I sat on the counter with my legs swinging back and forth watching him attempt to sweep the glass up. He sighed and then walked up to me while I tilt my head, He had some bandages and other stuff to heal my wounds. "I'm okay-" He shook his head, "Nuh-uh let me help at least." 

He then struggled to put the medical tape on which was not even used for scrapes- I laughed and put my hand on his shoulder, "Wade I'm okay it's fine" I said making eye contact with him. He nodded slowly making me raise my brow, he snatched the pop tart out of my hand making me gasp. 

I look at the pop tart box to see it was the last one. "HEY THAT'S NOT NICE" I quickly make sure to not step on any glass. I ran towards where he was, he laughed at my attempt to grab the pop tart. I grumble, "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS WOLVERINE WADE" I shouted making wade look in the direction I was looking at. I grabbed the pop tart making him gasp, I tried going for the entrance until I heard Wade slip on one of his guns making me turn his way, his large body fell right towards me making me squeak. He mumbled and then made eye contact with me, His hands were pinned around me making my face go red as a tomato.  Wade froze in place and not even moving an inch. Oh my god - his face was too close to mine. 

He then chuckled. "Wow, this is like one of those scenes where they kiss ya know?" He said making me laugh nervously. "Did I ever tell you that you have really pretty eyes?" he attempted to flirt which failed horribly. I smiled as my cheeks flushed red, his face getting closer and closer, his lips close to mine. Is this really happening? are we seriously going to kiss due to a pop tart?! he wrapped his gloved hand around my cheek, he smirked, and leaned in. My eyes closed instantly feeling him kiss me, I wrapped my hands around his neck.