DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING)

Two Curious Hearts part1

You were humming to the soft music from your phone as you got ready, you put on your favorite outfit (your choice) and put on your shoes. You quickly went out of your room to see Wade on the couch watching a show. He was wearing his same suit but a clean new one, his mask was off, and was sitting right by him. You smile and sat next to him, You enjoyed seeing his face since he rarely took off the mask. You poke his cheek making him look at you. "I like you without your mask Wade, I can see your smile better too. Plus the mask muffles your voice." He shrugged, "I knew that it muffled my voice I thought it was just me- but I don't take off my mask because shit heads judge ya know?" his blue eyes looked right at you. "I know that people can be total meanies but I think your face is perfectly fine. Yes you may have some difference but I think you still look great." you smile as he chuckled. "Why thank you M'lady but honestly I look like a deformed avocado that's literally rotten." you shook your head and laughed. "Well You are a handsome avocado stop being so mean to yourself!" he finally smiled, "So where are we going?" you said in a curious tone- 

Wade had 0 IDEA where to go, he thought of something romantic but couldn't think of anything.  "Uhh..." he remembered that an amusement park opened up that was a bit far away, "It's a surprise you gotta wait~," he said in a mysterious tone making you tilt your head, You looked at the time seeing it was 4:29. You nodded and got up, Wade sighed and put his mask back on. Wade made sure to pack up some guns JUST in case. 

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Wade continued to joke around with you as they were in a taxi, "So who's she?" the cracked voice of the Indian awkward man. "Oh this is Y/N, one of the sexiest gir-" You hit his shoulder with her elbow making her laugh. "Hi nice to meet you," you said softly making the taxi driver smile, "My name is Dopinder it is a pleasure to meet you miss Y/N." The three people in the damaged taxi car talked about how life was until they arrived at where the amusement park was. You managed to be a bit confused about how time passed by when you guys are talking. Wade got up and slammed the door closed, he then went to your side and opened the door in a polite manner making you laugh at his attempt to be a gentleman once again.

 You waved goodbye at Dopinder as he drove away. Wade adjusted his mask a bit before leading the way, "why do you always wear the full suit? isn't it uncomfy?" You ask him while he scrolled through his phone, "You ask a lot of questions toots, I wear the whole suit just in case of anything happens and because I look sexy in it too. Also, it covers me-" He laughed a bit which made you shake your head. "Wade you look fine without the suit!" You grumbled and poked his arm, Nobody really stared anymore due to being used to all the superhero bullshit.

 Sometimes they will stare here and there but other than that it made you relived since it's disturbing. You clung onto his muscular arm in excitement seeing all the games and other things. He smiled under his mask, "Okay where do you wanna go first?! Oo there's food " He pointed in the direction it was, you smile brightly until you saw a game filled with balloons on a wall. You looked at Wade signaling that you wanted to go right over there. 

As soon as you guys went the man behind the stand asked for 10 dollars, You noticed that the man kept on staring at you which made you a bit uncomfy. 

You laughed nervously as the man kept on checking you out, Wade noticed and instantly glared at the boy. He then made his hand reach for his gun, the man behind the table squeaked in fear at Deadpools glare and action. He got the hint to back off, you smile at Wade and saw that the game caused 10 bucks. 

You then reach for your wallet only to see Wade pull out a 10 dollar bill and slid it towards him. "wait I-" He cut you off by putting a finger on your lips, You giggled at his action. You both got 4 darts each, Wade went first- he picked up the dart with his gloved hand and aimed it right towards a blue balloon. The music in the background made it more intense at the moment. Wade threw the dart directly at the balloon making it pop. You clapped your hands as he smiled. You then saw that there was a wall of stuffed animals, you pointed at a medium-size panda bear making Wade demand the bear to you.