DEAD ASS LOVE! (Deadpool x Reader)(EDITING)

in trouble!

You and Deadpool were laughing about all sorts of stuff, the merc was explaining some funny stories he experienced throughout his life. You thought it was a bit cute as he got very excited with the stories he has told. You two were sitting on the couch and eating ramen, "So you're saying that this time-traveling grandpa didn't share a weapon with you so you used a brick to fight? That's so-" he cut you off by covering your mouth. You looked at Deadpool as he shook his head fastly, You heard 2 knocks on the door loudly. "Wade... I know you are in there now I need to talk to you about something important." You realized Colossus was at the door and he sounded pissed. You looked back at Deadpool to see him facepalm quietly, You and him were just wearing PJ's and he didn't have his mask on which didn't even bother you. He slowly got up and made a sign to follow him. You got up and put your food down as you followed him, "Wade I'm serious if you do not open the door right now I will not hesitate to kick it down. I have Yukio and Ellie with me, You do not want to embarrass yourself right?" You remembered the teen that you met at your workplace and Yukio is her girlfriend you thought to yourself. You felt a grip on your arm telling you to snap out of your daze.

 Your eyes widen seeing Colossus speak up louder, "that's it wade I'm coming in!" he said with his Russian accent. He began to kick down the door making Wade grab you and lead you somewhere. He shoved you in a closet and he got in. Before Colossus opened the door he made sure to close the closet door quietly. You peaked on the tiny blinds, You saw The two teens and Colossus searching around making you get nervous. The closet was really tight making you two be pushed against each other. "Normally I would totally get a boner but I'm dead ass scared right now soo" he whispered, I covered my mouth trying to hold back my laugh at what he said. Wade made eye contact making you get even redder at the fact that you two were in a closet together. "WADE COME OUT NOW!" Colossus said with a loud voice, You and Wade were completely ignoring him. You felt the awkward aura form but yet it was very calming and peaceful. You were red as a tomato and wade were just staring awkwardly. You felt his face get a bit closer making you steam up even more until you felt the closet door swung open. Your eyes widen as Wade's jaw dropped, Ellie took a pic with her flash on while The pink-haired girl assuming it was Yukio was clapping. 

Colossus crossed his arms in anger, "Wade let go of her." You looked at wade and realized he was tryna touch your ass, Deadpool is such a pervert to the point where it is embarrassing. You saw Colossus pick up wade by the collar making him chuckle nervously. You went towards the two teens as they waved at you, "Wade, explain this!" he pulled out a newspaper of Wade and you running away from cops, and another pic of him holding your hand while you were roller skating. You felt your cheeks redden, "Wade You never told me you have a girlfriend!!" Yukio cheered happily while clapping again. "SHE ISNT-" wade was cut off by Colossus reading the title of the newspaper, "TWO INSANE COUPLE STEAL ROLLER SKATES FROM THE LOCAL ROLLERBLADE STORE AND ASSAULTED A POLICE OFFICER WHO IS NOW IN THE HOSPITAL!" You put your hand on your mouth gasping. "Explain this, NOW." Deadpool burst out laughing while coughing too, "Okay first off It was Y/N's Idea So I'm an innocent man, Second of all We aren't a couple! Third of all can I please finish my ramen it's getting cold.." he said while making you glare at him, "Obviously it was all Wade's doing though I have to admit that photo of you two holding hands is pretty cute.." Ellie said while popping her bubble gum, You stayed quiet with your cheeks still redden. "I'm glad you two got along but I cannot accept that. People already know I am friends with you and people ask me why you behave this way!" he said while putting wade down, "not my fault that I ended up fucked up in the head~" he said while making his way to his ramen. Colossus was going to speak again until Wade decided to slurp his ramen really loudly. "As I was saying-" He got cut off by slurping noises coming from Wade. 

"You know what... I give up, Don't put Y/N through danger or crime including activities Wade." He said while walking away, I waved goodbye at the two teens. "Bye Wade and Y/N!!~," she said happily while skipping her way over to Ellie. "Bye Yukiooo!" Wade waved and he sighed once they left, You stared at him and soon started to burst out laughing at the fact that he got yelled at. "Shut Up," he said quickly making you giggle more. You wiped your tear away from laughing and sat down with him, "It's so annoying how he wants me to act all polite and just overall a good person Like I'm not even close to perfect. for god's sake, I look like Freddy Krueger's cousin... Colossus can be such a pain in the ass! 'bE ThE bEtter PEsON Be A heRO BlAH bLAH BLAH!!!" he said making fun of Colosuss's Russian accent, You listened to him talk for a while until you heard him speak of something that caught your attention. "I have a mission to go to so I might be gone for the day, if anything happens make sure to uh-" he slowly gave you a small pistol making you gasp. "Just make sure to shoot anything that seems like a threat," he said and he slowly got up, he grabbed some stuff and continued to talk about how annoying Colossus can be. He was talking for a while as he was finished putting on his suit, "You'll be okay right?" you look at him with a worrying face. "Of course I will I mean I am literally awesome and hot~ who would wanna hurt me!" he said as he finished packing up his stuff. 

You felt the urge to hug him, You overthink a lot to the point where you think everyone might be in danger but you knew Deadpool actually couldn't die but still, something in your stomach made you worry. You got up and followed him as he was going to climb out of the window, "Remember to make sure you shoot anything that's a threat! Don't miss me too much~" he winked at you making you laugh. He pats your head making you smile, even more, You felt this warm bubbly feeling and you decided to hug him. He was shocked by your action and chuckled nervously, he pat your head again and you let him go. "Woah Your acting like I'm gonna be gone forever! It won't be long Ill make sure to be quick and maybe we can do something fun I'm not sure but I'll be back soon." He opened the window and waved goodbye, he jumped out but you heard a scream following after him. You rush to the window to see him on top of a parked now crushed car. You laughed as he put his thumbs up, you closed the window, and soon walked to the couch. You ate a small snack quickly and decided to just relax for the day until Wade came back. Little did you know that Wade was going to be dealing with a handful of problems.