*The gang is over at Kai's new house*
Jay: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kai: ... N-No...
Kai, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Jay, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Lloyd: I see a-
Kai, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Jay: Oh, well I-
Kai: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Kai, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Cole: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Zane: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Kai: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Kai: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Kai, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Kai: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Nya, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Kai:
Jay: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Kai:
Kai, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Pythor: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Scales: Nope, absolutely not.
The Venomari: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Other Hypobrai Tribes: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
The Fangprye: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
The Constrictai: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Cole: Just be yourself.
Jay: 'Be myself'? Cole, I have one day to win Nya over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Lloyd: Couple weeks.
Zane: Six months.
Kai: Jury's still out.
Jay: See, Cole?
Jay: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Ray: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Wu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Libber: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Lilly: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Maya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Garmadon:
Garmadon: I have emotional scars.
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Person A: Aspheera... How do I begin to explain Aspheera?
Elemental Cobras: Aspheera is flawless.
Other Snakey Warrior: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Another Snakey Warrior: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Char: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Kai: I CAN'T DO IT!
Jay, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Kai: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Cole: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Kai:
Kai: I appreciate it,
Kai: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Zane: Kai-
Kai: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Nya: Kai we gotta-
Kai: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Kai: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Kai, motioning to young Lloyd: NOT FUCKING THIS
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