Uh, First Burn is better than Burn, no cap.
Anyways, I got you some random dialogue thingies
Here we go:
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Nya: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Jay: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Nya: Jay, those are omelettes.
Jay: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
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Zane: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Cole: Burn the Bounty down.
Zane: And what did you do?
Cole: I made dinner.
Zane:
Cole:
Zane:
Cole: And burnt the Bounty down.
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Kaylee: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you all are invited.
Ronin: "If"
Dareth: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die.
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Jay: Nya and I-
Seliel: Are getting married?
Jay: How did you-
Seliel, pulling out a binder: Sit down, I've already planned the whole thing.
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Kaylee: If the moon is made of cheese, and Saturn is 6, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Morro: Yellow.
Kaylee: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Morro: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-
Lloyd: What is wrong with you people.
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Skylor, showing Nya a picture of a raccon eating out of garbage: Okay, what animal is this.
Nya: Big mood.
Seliel: Tase her again.
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Kai: Due to circumstances beyond my control-
Zane: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
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Cole: Chillax!
Pixal: That is not a word.
Cole: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are sometimes the ones who need to chillax the most.
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Lloyd: So this is our battle strategy.
Morro: Alright, your turn Kaylee.
Kaylee, walking up to the front of the Bounty's meeting room: Alright let's see if you paid any attention.
*Kahoot music plays*
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Evil Garmadon: You are under my control, bring me the Golden Weapons.
Jay: Okay, lemme check with Zane.
Evil Garmadon: You are under my control, it's not a cho-
Jay: He said no.
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Kai: Never have I ever been grounded by my parents.
Cole, exasperated: He always uses these orphan jokes everytime and wins
Zane: I-
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Cole: Hey can I get your autograph babe?
Seliel, confused: Sure.
Seliel:
Seliel: Cole this is a marriage certificate.
Cole, pulling out a ring: And?
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Zane: So how did you guys get kicked out of the movies?
Lloyd: Morro was yelling diving scores during Titanic as people were jumping off the boat.
Morro: The last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you-
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Morro: Will all of you stop accusing me of having a favorite ninja? I love Kaylee and all of you non-Kaylee's equally.
Kaylee, tearing up: Thank you Morro.
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Nya: We have to get to the hospital, and get there fast.
Seliel: I'll do it.
Skylor: Why you?
Seliel: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
-cut to-
Everyone in the car: Screaming
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*On a teacup ride*
Zane, Pixal, Lloyd: *spinning calmy, enjoying their ride in peace*
Nya, Kai, Morro: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Cole, and Jay, on a teacup in the corner: There are two types of people-
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Lloyd: I don't think you should drink more coffee:
Morro: Coffee cures depression
Nya and Seliel simultaneously: It's true, more espresso, less depresso
*All 3 clink their coffee mugs*
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Kaylee: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Lloyd: You're drinking Carpi Sun.
Kaylee: You know I'm trying to get past my beer episode.
Lloyd: And your doing great.
Kaylee: Exactly. Capri Sun is now my beer.
*CANON*
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Morro: If you divide 2020 by 5, you get 404, which means 2020 is just a error message. There's a glitch in the matrix
Nya: ...
Nya: A part of me is worried, bit honestly I'm more curious to where the 5 in that equation came from.
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Morro: You can say "Have a nice day!" without any problems.
Morro: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.
Sensei Wu: It's 3 AM how-
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Kaylee: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Lloyd: Cannibalism.
Kaylee: *confused chewing noises.*
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Nya: Why don't you think it's quiet... muggy outside?
Kai: I swear Nya, if all of the mugs are outside-
Nya: *Quietly sips coffee from a bowl*
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