Kai: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Nya: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Cole: This is such a bad idea.
Jay: Then why are you coming along?
Cole: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Zane: I died. And came back to life. And then I died again.
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Lloyd: Change is inedible.
Nya: Don't you mean inevitable?
Lloyd, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Pixal: Violence isn't the answer.
Seliel: You're right.
Pixal: *sighs in relief*
Seliel: Violence is the question.
Pixal: What?
Seliel, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Pixal, running after them: NO-
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Kaylee, sitting in like an "interview" sitcom thing: You know at first I thought, "Hey, why not join a supernatural, powerful group of ninjas?"
*Scene cuts to screaming people, someone lighting the couch on fire, someone soaking the couch in water and electricity, energy balls everywhere, someone throwing rocks, and someone teleporting, ice shooting everywhere, someone flying out of the window, screaming*
Kaylee, cringing: I think that was a bad idea.
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Chen: You kill people for money?!
Ronin: I can explain!
Chen: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Lloyd, sitting in a chair after the whole Harumi thing: So, yeah. I probably should have known that Harumi was a psychopath who only used me to bring my evil father back.
*Scene cuts to Harumi throwing the sword to free Lloyd*
Lloyd: And I probably should have known ever since she threw the sword and freed me
Lloyd:
Lloyd: Blonde moment.
*Scene cuts to Adrian Agreste thinking Plagg turned into a sock*
Lloyd: At least I'm not THAT blonde
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Zane: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Morro, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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