Summary:
Kai and Lloyd get in a dispute, and instead of working it out like real men, they decide to have a duel (If Ninjago was Hamilton)
Roles?:
Lee: Kai (Okay I'm hella sorry about that, but he's a hot-head and well, yeah he's perfect for the role)
Burr: Nya (You know Kai would pick Nya to be his second
Laurens: Lloyd (Do I have any words? No.)
Hamilton: Kaylee (Lloyd would probably choose Kaylee as his second)
Company: Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel
Set in around 1779ish
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Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
One, two, three, four
Everyone:
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Nya, Kaylee, Lloyd, Kai:
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
Everyone:
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
Number one!
Lloyd:
The challenge: demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Number two!
Lloyd:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second
Kaylee:
Your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Number three!
Kai:
Have your seconds meet face to face
Nya:
Negotiate a peace...
Kaylee:
Or negotiate a time and place
Nya:
This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Most disputes die, and no one shoots
Number four!
Lloyd:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site
Kaylee:
You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility
Nya:
You have him turn around so he can have deniability
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Five!
Kai:
Duel before the sun is in the sky
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry
Number six!
Kaylee:
Leave a note for your next of kin
Tell 'em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Seven!
Kai:
Confess your sins. Ready for the moment
Of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Number eight!
Lloyd, Kai, Kaylee, Nya:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight...
Nya:
Kaylee
Kaylee:
Nya Smith, miss
Nya:
Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?
Kaylee
Sure
But your man has to answer for his words, Nya
Nya:
With his life? We both know that's absurd, miss
Kaylee:
Hang on, how many men died because Kai was inexperienced and ruinous?
Nya:
Okay, so we're doin' this
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Number nine!
Kaylee:
Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
One two three four
Everyone:
Five six seven eight nine
Nya, Kaylee:
Number
Skylor, Morro, Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Seliel:
Ten paces!
Kaylee, Nya:
Fire!
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