Ninjago Oneshots/Texts/Headcanons/Random Things-TAKING REQUESTS

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Okay, thanks, and here are some incorrect quotes.

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Skylor: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Morro: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am

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If Nya died in Season 6

Kai: I find it very unseemly of Jay to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Seliel: Die. Let's find out.

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Kaylee: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Nya: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Skylor: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Kai: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Lloyd: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Seliel: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Kaylee: We could attack them with hummus.

Morro: I stand corrected.

Kaylee: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Nya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Kai: It's Kai.

Nya: What did he do this time?

Kai: No, it's me, Kai. It's actually me.

Nya: What did you do this time?

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Kaylee: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Lloyd: Kaylee, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kaylee: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Cole: Damn, Zane, are you secretly cool?

Zane: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Cole: I do not.

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Kaylee: Are you trying to seduce me?

Lloyd: Why, are you seducible?

Kaylee: Get out. *Pushes Lloyd out of her room*

Lloyd: T-T

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Kai: We both look very handsome tonight.

Jay: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Kai: I couldn't take that chance

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Season 2, Light House/Dr. Julien Episode