The Blues and DuFresne took cover behind a few rocks! The Reds let out a barrage of bullets, preventing them from moving at all!
Church: Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there. Help, Caboose shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.
Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant.
Church: Just go over to Caboose's rock and fire your gun a bunch.
The cyan soldier turned to see how tiny Caboose's rock was.
Tucker: That rock? Yeah, I don't think so.
Church: We do not have time to discuss this!
Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze! Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.
Church: Tucker, we're gonna give you covering fire.
Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're gonna build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan! Preferably one that involves me keeping at the same amount of blood that I have right now.
Church: No problem. Hey, wait, wait. Does the blood have to be in your body?
As they argued, the Reds continued to fire.
Grif: Simmons, I can't feel my hands!
He and the maroon soldier were firing Assault Rifles.
Simmons: Maybe you should lay off the trigger, dumbass.
Meanwhile, Ruby emptied an entire magazine from her SMG without any recoil.
Grif: Show off.
The Blues didn't get anywhere with there argument.
Church: Alright, you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose.
DuFresne: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne.
Church: Yeah, I can't pronounce that, so from now on, you're name is Doc.
Doc: I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.
Tucker: What's the difference?
Doc: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die.
Tucker: Mental note, don't ever get shot.
Church: It's settled then, your name is now Doc.
Doc: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick.
Unfortunately for him, it stuck and never unstuck.
Tucker: Oh trust us, it'll stick.
Church: Now get over to Caboose and help him hold that position.
Doc: I don't have a gun. I'm a pacifist.
Church: Well, then get over there and yell, "Bang, bang, bang."
Doc: Eh, I don't know. Even that sounds pretty aggressive.
Tucker: Oh, come on.
Doc: Plus, I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.
Church: Huh, I see.
The Blue Team leader raised his magnum and fired.
Caboose: Ow! My foot!
Church: Well, looks like Caboose has hurt himself. Maybe you should get over there and help him, Doc.
Doc: You know, you could've just asked nicely.
Luckily for them, the Reds were beginning to run out of ammo.
Simmons: Crap, I'm out. Give me some ammunition Grif.
Grif: Me? I don't have any extra. I'm down to one bullet.
Ruby: Aren't you in charge of carrying all the ammo?
The girl was also running low.
Grif: Wait, since when?
Simmons: Since the last staff meeting.
Grif: We actually talk about stuff in those things? I just fall asleep in my helmet.
Ruby: Grif, I'm gonna beat the laziness out of you.
Grif: Sorry ma'am!
Simmons: Well, we're out of ammo thanks to you.
Grif: What's your guys' jobs?
Simmons: Me, I'm the social chairman.
Ruby: I consider keeping you all alive as my job. Aw Crap. I'm out of ammo!
Sarge then approached.
Sarge: Grif, me and Treasurer Donut are empty. We need some clips.
Simmons: Hey Grif, you remember that one bullet you have left? I thought of the perfect way you can use it.
As their fire ceased, Doc made it over to Caboose.
Doc: I'm here Caboose. Where are you hit?
Caboose: Ow! Ow! Ow! My foot! My foot!
The blue frantically jumped up and down, not lessening the pain.
Doc: The left foot?
Caboose: Ah, left? Let's see, that makes an L with this thumb. . . .
Doc: I'm just gonna assume it's the bleeding one.
Caboose: Yeah, the red one. I can't believe Church shot me!
Church: Oh don't even start Caboose!
Doc: Anything else?
Caboose: Uh-Wait what?
Doc: You have a bullet wound in the foot, is anything else wrong?
Caboose: Uh, Oh, I got one. Well, sometimes when I fall asleep at night, I think about my parents having sex and getting really really mad for some reason.
DuFresne gave him a blank stare.
Doc: Okay, I'm just gonna check out the foot.
Caboose: Okay.
The Blues then finally realized that Reds weren't firing.
Tucker: Hey dude, why aren't the Reds firing?
Church: I don't know, maybe they're out of ammo.
The Reds then began to speak to them.
Sarge: Hey Blues! We are giving you a chance to surrender!
Church: Surrender?
He popped out of his cover, ready for whatever ordeal was about to come next. . . .
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
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