Tex and Chuch stood before Caboose in Caboose's mindscape.
Caboose(Caboose): So you're from the outside. That's where the other is from as well.
Church: The other, wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?
Church(Caboose): You think Mister Caboose would miss something like the sleepy douchebag fuck?
Church: Alright, hold on a second. Who the hell are you?
Church(Caboose): My name is Church, Butt wiping ass munch!
Church: This guys is kind of an asshole.
Tex: Yeah, we've met.
Church(Caboose): And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up, you lip-licking fuck suck!
Church: Okay, there's a lot of stuff in that sentence that I didn't like.
Tex: Just play along Church. We're gonna need these guys if we're gonna find O'Malley.
Church: Fine, whatever.
Caboose(Caboose): If you want to find O'Malley, I suggest we talk to the Reds first. He tried to recruit them against me early on.
Meanwhile, Caboose's Tucker was running around frantically.
Church: The Reds? The Reds are here?
*With the Reds*
Grif: Well, are you sure you left the part in there?
He, Donut, and Ruby stood before the Warthog.
Donut: Hm, think so. Wait, yes, no, wait. . . wait. . . wait. . . Wait.
Ruby: I'm going to go insane. Donut, grab the dang part.
Her command shut him up.
Donut: Y-Yes ma'am!
*With Tucker*
Tucker: Okay, well, looks like we're close enough!
Tucker was driving Sheila while Lopez followed them. The three neared the Red Base.
Tucker: Now if I could just find the break on this thing. . . . Ah, must be this button.
Sheila: Do not touch that button.
Tucker: Oh, sorry. Hmm, maybe it's this one.
Sheila: Do not touch me.
Tucker: You know, for a girl your size, you're kinda sensitive.
*With the Reds*
Donut: That settles it, the part is not here.
Grif: So this was all a waste of time, great.
The orange soldier walked away and began heading towards the base, but turned. . . .
Grif: Oh crap!
He spotted the Tank heading right towards them!
Donut: Oh you're back.
Grif took cover behind the Warthog.
Ruby: Grif, why are you searching the jeep again?
Grif: There's a giant tank out there that's about to steamroll right over us!
Donut: What?!
Ruby: Are you kidding me?!
Donut and Ruby peeked over the jeep and spotted it as well.
Donut: Oh god, it's true! I'm totally freaking, freaking out!
Ruby: I really hate that god forsaken tank!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Three months went by since the death of Tex, leaving the Blues confused, Church with a robot body, the Reds missing Lopez, a god awful medic, a rogue A.I., and Ruby having to deal with it all! The OC Ruby belongs to...
