Of Art & Cake 03-Annoying The Chef

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Of Sprinkle 

Mac: ARGHHH! 

Art: What?

Mac: I think there's a rat in the apartment. 

Art: Huh? How do you know? 

Mac: My chocolate sprinkles and rainbow sprinkles ARE GONE! I was looking for them to bake my muffin! Do you think I should whack the rat with my rolling pin? 

Art: Of course, totally you should. 

Mac: Good. Now come over. 

Art: Why? 

Mac: I need to whack you with you my rolling pin. 

Art: Excuse me, why?

Mac: There's one blue star sprinkle and a chocolate rice sprinkle on your chin. You ate my sprinkles right?

Art: Umm...I was hungry? SOWWYYY!

Mac: ARGH!

Mac chases Art around the apartment. 


Of Music 

Mac: URGH! 

Art: What, what? What's wrong? 

Mac: MY MUSIC PLAYLIST! 

Art: Huh? 

Mac: You deleted my cheesy lonely MV songs to heal broken heart folder! 

Art: Oh, sorry, I think I accidentally did...

Mac: And you put in your heavy metal songs! ARGH! I CAN'T EMO WITH HEAVY METAL! I NEED MY CHEESY SONGS! 

Art: Ok, ok, I'll put in back your cheesy lonely MV songs to heal broken heart songs back later. 

Mac: NOW! 

Art: Ok, ok. 


Of Time 

Mac: Art! Wake up! Your alarm is annoying! Shut if off! 

Art: Hmmm....5 more minutes. 

Mac: Art! Wake up! 

Art: Hmmm....sleepy. 

Mac: You always snoozes even you set your alarm! Urgh! Art! Wake up NOW or I'll bring the rolling pin. 

Art: Ok! Ok! I am up! *Yawns* Good morning! 

Mac: Morning your ass, it's past lunch already! 

Art: Oh means you cooked lunch? Aren't you supposed to go out for baking shopping?

Mac: YES! And I am already late! Whatever, I have leftover sandwich I made, up to you to eat or starve. I am going. 

Mac rushes out of the apartment. Art walks sleepily to the fridge, opens and sees a nicely wrapped sandwich. 

Mac: Yup, he loves me. 


Of Hair

Mac: ARGHHH! 

Art: Mac, you ok in the bathroom? What's up? You saw a roach again!? 

Mac: You made a mess of the bathroom again! URGHH! 

Art: What did I do? I put back the shampoo and conditioner in the correct order, I didn't squeeze the toothpaste from the middle, I didn't wet the tissue while using the spray, I promise you I did not use our shaver to shave my legs AND I adjust the temperature setting to your usual settings. 

Mac: Not those! 

Art: Huh? What did I do? 

Mac: There's one strain of hair from your under region on the WALL! 

Art: Wow, you notice even that!? 

Mac: HOW DID THAT GET THERE!?

Art: I don't know! I was pretty sure I was just scrubbing my body while showering. 

Mac: CLEAN IT UP! EWWW! 

Art: Ok, ok, calm down. 


Of Cake

Mac: How about this? 

Art: Yummy. 

Mac: Ok, then this? 

Art: Also very yummy. 

Mac: Ok, then how about this one? 

Art: WOW! So yummy! 

Mac: ARGH! Do you not have any other vocabulary besides yummy?

Art: Well, it's a fact that everything you make is yummy. Yummy is yummy. 

Mac: Can you describe the texture then? How does it feel when you bit into it? 

Art: Hard. 

Mac: Huh? And the color? 

Art: If you follow the color chart, this is not red, this is burgundy. Not sexy enough. 

Mac: ARGHHH! 

Art: But that aside, all these taste as yummy, don't worry about it. 

Mac: URGH! 

Art: What? 

Mac: I want to be angry with you but I can't! ARGHH! 

Mac stomps off to listen to his cheesy emo songs to be emo.  

Art: Sulk again. Anyway, I'll finish them all then. Damn, I am getting fat. 

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