Outcast Oneshot book #3

House of madness.

Harem fic with the Lady Outcasts.

Why? Idk because I love my girls.

Btw you can request the girls if you want!

Reader is intended to be male, but no pronouns are used!

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Being kicked out by your roommate sucked, since now you didn't have anywhere to go.

Luckily for you and fanfiction logic, one of your friends invited you to stay with her for a while until you found a new place.

Artsy was sweet when she wanted to be, but you knee better then to piss her off. The woman had horns after all.

You let out a sigh as you parked your car at the end of the driveway, this would have to do for a while at least.

Artsy waved at you as she jogged up to your car. "Hey y/n! Glad you could make it! Did you find the place okay?" She asks.

You nod with a soft smile, taking two boxes in your arms and kicking your car door shut behind you.

"I know we're basically in the middle of nowhere, it keeps the haters away." She giggles, walking along side you up the driveway.

"Oh, how do you feel about monsters?" She asks, stopping in front of the front door with a hand on her hip. Tail swishing.

"I'm fine with them, they're way better then humans." You shrug your shoulders. Lifting a brow. "Why?"

She shakes her head and opens the door for you. "Just curious! I don't live in the big house myself you know."

You set the boxes on the floor by the front door taking in the decor, velvet red rugs, grand staircase and old fashioned lamps hung from the ceiling.

A large Navy blue L shaped couch sat in the living room in front of a massive fireplace with a flat screen above it. Many cacti you noticed.

A small form sat upon the couch with a book in their tiny hands. She looked over the couch at you.

You jumped, startled at all eight of her eyes staring right through you. She had fangs and bright red lipstick. A big bow on her skull, with a spider pattern.

"Y/n, this is Phobia. She's a little quiet so you'll hardly notice her." Artsy smiles.

Phobia rolls her eyes and goes back to her book, adjusting her scarlet glasses.

"I'll get these boxes up to your room, feel free to make yourself at home!" Artsy beams picking up your boxes and taking them upstairs.

"So, you're the human who's going to be living with us? How long do you think your stay will be?" Phobia asks you, her voice soft with a British accent.

"Um, not sure maybe a month or three?" You reply, taking a seat on the couch a few cushions away from her.

"Very well then. Enjoy your stay." Is all she says before putting a bookmark in her novel and leaving the room quietly.

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Deciding to take a look around, you started with the ground floor first, the dining room was gran and clean. Old fashioned wooden table with a pink frilly table cloth.

Many roses in vases were in each room you've been in, various colors of course.

The kitchen however you didn't expect to be pink! Pink and white checkered tiles, even a pink oven!

Two more skeletons were in the kitchen, one tall with bat ears while the other was short with fluttery wings.

The tall one was snacking on a.. Grey Apple? You swore that apple wasn't like that a second ago. She seemed to notice you first.

"Oh, there's the little human Artsy was talking about. Quite the looker, don't you think Psyche?" She giggles, sharp ecto tongue gliding over her fangs.

Psyche turns her head and smiles. "Oh hi! I didn't see you there!" She twirls on her heel and skips over to you.

"I'm Psyche Valentine! I'm kind of the boss around here when Artsy isn't home! I'm also the only one who can bake! I hope you've got a sweet tooth!" Her wings flutter as she shakes your hand.

"And I'm Holly Bloodgood. Its nice ta eat cha human." Holly winks, taking a bite out of her apple.

The two smile at you, but you can't help but notice the hunger in Holly's eyes as she stares you up and down.

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After Psyche gave you a cupcake, she sent you out of the kitchen, claiming dinner wasn't ready yet.

Holly sent you one last wink as you left the kitchen, her yellow eyes boring into you.

Making your way down the hall you had bumped into someone, their head hitting your chest. "Oh, sorry!"

She was a short skinny little thing, a skeleton monster like the rest but with vipers for hair, they looked up at you in confusion.

"N-no I'm s-s-sorry i- I didn't s-s-see you.." She mutters, nervously fiddling with her fingers, purple blush on her cheeks.

You softly smile down at her. "Its no problem, don't worry about it."

She keeps her eyes down. "I'm.. C-connie."

"I'm y/n, Artsy's friend? She invited me to stay with you gals for the time being."

She smiles shyly. "I- -I know.. Um.. I- must be g-going!" She squeaks and quickly walks out of the hall.

"Cute." You think, before continuing down the hall.

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On your way upstairs, you hear heels stomping behind you, you turn your head only to be shoved harshly by a petite skeleton.

This one wore a white leather jacket with a maroon skirt and very high red heels. Her heart tipped tail swished behind her angrily.

She flipped you off, steam coming off her horns. "Move it flesh bag!" She hisses.

"Woah, I'm sorry." You reply.

"F*ck off! The name is Lockette you shit head!" Lockette mutters, hand on her hip as she turns to face you.

She had a sweet face, but had a nasty scar across her right eye, her eye lights a stunning red, hot with anger.

She rolls her eyes and stomps out of the hall, to her room most likely.

"Well.. Isn't she a ray of sunshine." You snicker to yourself.

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Finally you found yourself outside, greeted by a orange muscle car getting shined by another skeleton girl.

This one had a head of fluffy grey locks, two wolf ears with star shaped ear rings. And a massive fluff tail.

A flannel was wrapped around her waist, she wore torn jean shorts with combat boots and lastly a shredded green hoodie that revealed her bottom ribs and hip bones.

"Ya know starin' is rude." She chuckles, Irish accent thick like she was. "You're the human stayin' with us am I right?" She asks.

You blush and nod your head. "Y-yeah I'm just having a look around!"

"Well, I hope you have a great stay for the time bein' things can get a little chaotic around 'ere." She tosses her rag aside and leans on the hood of the car.

You smile in return. "Thanks, I'm uh.. Going to check out my room now. I'll see you later?"

"Oh sorry. I'm Ashley, let me know if ya ever need somethin'" She winks.

With flushed cheeks you nod your head and turn to leave.

"What have I gotten myself into?" You ask yourself with a chuckle.

End.! I'm bored and miss my girls.