Outcast Oneshot book #3

Mother of insanity. (Short fic)

Short fics are random ideas I get which are filled with mischievous skeletons and me who has no patients what so ever.

These are not x-readers, just the boys being stupid.

Also.. Coby may or may not be back.. You all are too sweet to me. I love you all.

Btw it sucks to type with a bandaid on the thumb I have to use.. Sorry for autocorrect errors, it f*cking hates me. And I'm usually too lazy to fix it.

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The radio played pop music as the woman kneeled over the tub to turn on the faucet.

She rarely got time to herself with each of her creations running around and doing dumb things.

She pulled her hair back being mindful of her horns, before she tossed her robe to the side and sunk into the tub of hot water and bubbles.

She hummed along to the music as she soaked, she sighed and sunk more into the water. The scent of vanilla and brown sugar surrounded her.

She was startled by a knock on the door. She sighed, she told them not to disturb her.

"What?" She groaned.

"Artsy! My hair is in knots again!" The familiar baritone of the gorgon made her narrow her eyes.

"Coby, I'm naked. Go away."

"But- wait really?"

"No, I'm doing cartwheels in the sink! What else would I be doing in here?" She asks with sass.

"...But they're biting me! It hurts!"

"The snake oil is in your room on top of your dresser dumbass. Get Asher to do it!" Artsy sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose.

"Okay!" She hears shoes echo down the hallway and she rolls her eyes and relaxes her shoulders.

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Knock knock.

"What now?" Her eye twitches.

"Mom! Hallow was being a pervert!"

"I vwas not!"

"Then why were you looking in my key hole!?"

Artsy huffs and sets her magazine down. "Come in, we'll talk about it."

The door opens, as the angel and the vampire step inside the bathroom, Hallow leans against the door with his arms crossed.

Cupid huffs. "Hallow was peeking in at me!"

"For the last time I vwas not! I didn't even know you vwhere in there that's why I looked!" He snaps back.

"How does this involve me?" Artsy asks, head resting on her arm.

Cupid crosses his arms. "Hallow won't admit he was trying to get a peek at me!"

"Oh my god! Cupid I was going to bring you your laundry, I vwasn't sure if you vwhere so took a look to check! You weren't even naked, vwhy are you freaking out?" Hallow props a hand on his hip.

"But I could have been! Pervert!" The angel's cheeks flush as he turns away from the vampire.

"But you weren't. Hallow knock next time, and Cupid go bake something. Now both of you get out, I don't care how gay you are let me have my bath in peace!" Artsy yells.

Cupid nods his head and shoves his way passed the vampire with pink cheeks.

Hallow rolls his eyes. "Sorry for bothering you."

"Are you really?" His creator asks.

The vampire steps out of the bathroom and shuts the door behind him.

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One knock, then three.

"Yes Cyrus?" Artsy asks looking over her magazine.

"Sorry to disturb you miss creator, but Romeo is on the phone for you."

"What does he want?"

"He wants you to pick him up from work, he got in a fight with one of the other dancers."  Cyrus huffs.

"Oh my god.. Tell him I'm busy and send someone else to pick him up.. If its Cherry, tell him to punch her in the teeth." She replies.

"Will do. Again, sorry for disturbing you."  The androids heavy steps slowly fade down the hall.

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The horned woman gasped as the tall werewolf ran into the bathroom, he quickly turned on the sink.

"Asher! Knock next time!"

"Sorry Artsy, One of Coby's snake bit the shit out of me, and apparently they're poisonous!" He washed his hand off to remove the blood, before ducking under the sink for the med kit.

"Which antivenin is it?" Asher asks, holding up three tubes, each a different color.

"The green one. The red is for Fear, the yellow is for Hallow, and that blue one is for Bryce." She says crossing her arms.

After injecting the syringe into his hand, Asher let out a sigh as his body began to get cooler. "Thanks.. How many of us are poisonous?"

"Glad you're better, now get the hell out and let me soak!"

The wolf's cheeks flush a vibrant orange and he quickly leaves the bathroom in embarrassment.

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Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, KNOCK KNOCK.

"Lockheart.. What pissed you off this time?"

"Coby's d*ck skinners got in my f*cking pizza! That pizza box had my f*cking name on it! Tell that shit head not to touch my shit!" The imp growls.

"Dude, there was nothing else to eat." Coby's voice pipes up.

"Go take a bite out of the 'I don't give a f*ck sandwich' and go to hell! That was my f*cking pizza you shit lord!" Lockheart's raging body heat could be felt under the door.

"What?" Coby asks.

"Ugh! F*ck you and your weird two d*cks! Shove the rest of that pizza up your ass! I'm getting my own mini fridge for my room! F*ck everyone! Go suck a caterpillar d*ck!"

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

"Well then.." Coby says in shock.

"Coby, stay out of the fridge." Artsy says, rubbing her left temple. 

"Yeah.. I think I will.. Uh.. Have a nice bath." He leaves the hall still processing what the imp had said.

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The horned woman wore a casual band T-shirt and a pair of black fuzzy pants. She laid on the couch with her arms crossed.

The spider beside her used his free hand the rub her back, while he read his book in the other.

"Maybe I should have just kept you." She says.

Fear snickers. "Then your life would be boring."

"Yeah.. True.. I guess I am the queen of insanity, aren't I?" Her hazel eyes look over to the spider.

"Yes you are. But don't forget, you're the only one who has enough patients to deal with it." He pats her shoulder.

"But they suck.."

"You love them."

"Yeah I do." She giggles.

End! Idk I'm bored.