Outcast Oneshot book #3

Random snippets.

These are little ideas I had in my head for a while. They are on the short side so I threw them here.

These all come to me randomly when I'm trying to do something else.

If anyone's wondering, I'm feeling okay today. Much better then I did a few days ago.

Enjoy!

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Title: Bite me.

"Bite me." Fang says suddenly.

"What?" Fear looks up from his book in shock and disgust.

"Come on Fear! I want super powers!" Fang pouts.

"You're a dunderhead. Why on earth would you want me to bite you.. You're a gorgon with the power to petrify things with a single glance. You can teleport and change your lower half to a snakes body!" Fear narrows his eyes.

"Yeah, but I want to climb walls like you can!" The gorgon lays across the widow's lap.

"...I'm a spider you idiot. Snakes can climb trees.." Fear pinches the bridge of his nose.

"Please!"

"No."

"Pretty please! With a cherry on top?" Fang moves with his legs on either side of the widow.

Fear recoils and shoves the snake haired idiot onto the floor. "No. Get off me. And I hate cherries."

"But Fear I'll leave you alone if you bite me!" Fang lifts himself off the floor with puppy dog eyes.

"...Fang.. I need you to think for a moment. What kind of spider am I?"

"...A black widow?"

"Correct. One of the world's most deadliest species but twenty times as large.. Although I am a male my venom is still as potent from when I was female." The spider adjusts his glasses and stands up from the chair with his arms crossed.

The gorgon tilts his head.

Fear sighs. "Which means.. You could very well die from my bite alone."

"...is that a no?"

The spider groans and facepalms.

"Fine. I warned you. Give me your arm." Fear hisses.

"Hell yeah!" The snake haired skeleton fist pumps the air.

.........

"Hey Fear some books came for you in the mail- why is Fang having a seizure on the floor?" Cupid asks with wide eyes.

"The moron asked me to bite him, thinking he'd get super powers." Fear replies simply, eyes never leaving his book.

"...should I call an ambulance?"

"I have antivenin. I'll give it to him when he learns his lesson." Fear scoffs.

Cupid looks down at the Gorgon then to the spider. "Is he going to be okay?"

"He'll be fine when I give him the antivenin. For now, he's going into shock. Luckily for him, he doesn't have lungs or else he would be much worse."

"...Okay then.. Um.. Please don't let him die.." Cupid slowly backs out of the room.

Fear rolls his eyes. "No promises."

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Title: Unwanted guest.

It was another day in the misfit mansion, Cyrus was ordering things online.

Amour was stuck in the basement watching his anime.

Romeo was in his room trying to decide what to wear by modeling his clothes in the mirror.

Mari was on the back porch lifting weights with all four of his arms.

And lastly, Jasper was preparing lunch in the kitchen. He hummed to himself as he chopped the strawberries for the fruit salad he had planned.

Then, the doorbell had rang.

"Cyrus, would you mind?" Jasper pokes his head through the wall to get the androids attention.

Cyrus lifts his head and nods. "Not at all. Just a second."

Jasper softly smiles and returns to the kitchen.

The android steps off the couch and walks over to the door, stretching his arms.

He opens the door and lifts a brow. It was a human woman, with long brown hair, she had bags under her eyes and she looked to be at least in her late forties.

"Hello there um.. I used to live here a long time ago. And.. I was wondering have you seen a old pocket watch?" She asks, fiddling with her hands.

Cyrus' eyes widen. "You name wouldn't have to be.. Victoria would it?"

She perks up at that and smiles. "Yes it is! Its so odd that you knew.. May I come in?"

"Just a second.."  Cyrus turns his head to look over his shoulder. "Romeo, Amour, Mari!"

Victoria shyly smiles at the android. "I didn't think that many people would still be living here. I like what you've done with the yard."

Romeo walks down the stairs with his hands on his hips. "Ugh what is it Cy? I was in the middle of painting my nails..." His magenta eyes lock with the grey ones of the woman.

Amour pops his head out of the basement doorway. "Yes?" He tilts his head seeing the oddly familiar woman.

Mari walks in behind Cyrus and crosses his arms, his fluff on end as he narrows his eyes at the woman. "Why is she here?"

Cyrus shakes his head. "She's looking for the pocket watch."

Romeo frowns at the woman, while taping his heel in frustration.

Amour hisses and takes out his signature blade, holding it to the woman's chin.

Victoria holds her hands up in surrender. "Boys! What's gotten into you? I'm just looking for a family heirloom!"

"Haven't you done enough!?" Romeo snarls, eyes glowing a threatening shade of violet.

"He's finally happy.. Why can't you just leave him in peace. You murdered him for gods sake!" Amour hisses.

Her eyes widen. "Jasper? How did-"

Cyrus lifts a brow. "I suggest you leave miss. I'm the only one holding this one back.. And his knife is getting thirsty by the minute."

Amour's grin widens.

"O-okay! I'm leaving! I'm sorry for bothering! Goodbye!" The woman quickly runs down the driveway.

Cyrus smirks and moves his arm, letting the angel of blood dash out the door.

He shuts the door behind him with a grin.

The three of them shared knowing glances.

Jasper floated out of the kitchen. "Lunch is done! Um.. Are you guys having a staring contest?"

Mari quickly pulls the ghost into a hug, Romeo joins in on it, wrapping his arms around the ghost's shoulders.

"And.. What's with the sudden hug?"

"We just appreciate you." Mari replies with a smile.

Jasper tilts his head in confusion.

"Where's Amour?"

"Don't worry about it. Hell be back later. He had to take care of some trash."  Cyrus smirks.

That statement only adds more to Jasper's confusion.

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That's all of them for now. I never know what to do with small ideas like these.

I hope you enjoyed.

..Does anyone want a maid book with the misfits?