Outcast Oneshot book #3

Boys will be boys.

Our favourite Valentine's are going to fight over you!

Got inspired by an asmr video, I wanted to write yesterday, but I had little to no motivation. I'm feeling better today.

Enjoy~!

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Everyone hated Mondays, except you. Its when you got to see your favorite angel and imp.

Monday's were the busiest for them, but you always loved to pop in and visit them with a snack.

They needed it, well mostly Lockheart. With his rough job of breaking couples up, he and Cupid were the busiest.

He got hate mail for it, but he'd just burn it without reading it. He was the Anti-Cupid after all, so he could care less. It was just a job to him, he didn't care for it, but needed the money.

Amour the youngest, didn't really do much, he just sat there bored the whole time during work hours.

Cupid refused to have him help.

Obsession isn't trust in an relationship and he made sure to scold the poor angel of blood for it.

Amour got antsy during work, he'd spin in his chair, count paperclips, shine tables, and play the knife game from time to time.

And he'd throw paper balls at the imp and a smile would rise on his face as the balls of paper would land between his older brother's horns and ignite into flames.

When you walked into the small office, Romeo was the first demon you saw, he sent you a smile.

"Hey girlfriend. How's my favorite doll?" He asks, hand on his hip as he stared down at you. His tail playfully swishing.

You smile up at him. "Hey Rome's, in great. I brought you something!" You pull out a paper bag and hand it to him.

His magenta eyes sparkle as he takes a strawberry frosted donut out of the bag with a grin.

"Oh honey, thank you!" He takes a bite out of it with his sharp fangs. "But, if you keep bringing me donuts, its all going straight to my thighs!" He let's out a suggestive giggle.

"Haven't they already gone to your thighs?" You ask with your own mischievous grin.

"And your point?" He lifts a brow, returning the grin. He rests the bag on his hip. "If you're looking for dumb and dumber, they're out back."

You nod your head. "Thanks Romeo, I'll see you later?"

"You bet b*tch. With how well you treat me, I should treat you to a private dance~" He winks.

Your cheeks flush. "We'll see about that, bye Romeo!" You walk down the hall with flushed cheeks, leaving the incubus to his own laughter.

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On your way down the hall, Artsy sent you a smile, and a half wave before returning to the switch in her hands.

She sat in Cupid's office with a bag of cheeze its in her lap with her long legs propped up in the desk.

Cupid was sitting next to her, reading some novel or something with his cute red glasses on his face. He must be on break.

You smile and continue your way down the hall, with two more snack bags in your arms.

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"...what the f*ck."

"Its anime."

"Again.. What the f*ck."

"Shut up, you just don't get it!"

"Why the hell is a pink haired chick running around and slicing people in a library?"

Amour rolled his eyes, looking back at his pink laptop.

"Are you taking notes? You really are a f*cking weirdo aren't you?" Lockheart snickers.

"Do you want me to cut you like swiss cheese?" Amour's hard gaze returns in an instant.

The imp rolls his eyes, resting a hand on his hip. "You're a weird shit and I don't get you. We love you though."

"Hey boys, I brought snacks!" You announce your presence with a small smile and a light pink blush.

Amour slams his laptop before rushing over to you, he scoops you up in his arms in a tight hug.

"Hi Amour." You giggle, hugging him back with your free arm. "How's my favorite angel?"

Amour purrs vibrated against you as he nuzzled your neck. His arms tight around your waist.

"Hey Angel, what brings you here?" Lockheart asks, walking over to you both with his hands in his pockets.

You hand him one of the bags. "Here, I thought you could use something sweet. So, I brought donuts!"

He smiles a little, its barely noticeable but you saw it. He takes the bag from you, and takes out a dark chocolate donut with red icing.

"Thanks Angel, but, why do I need the donut? You've got all the sweetness I need." He winks, taking a bite out of the donut.

When your cheeks flush at his comment, Amour growls and turns his head away from you to glare at his older brother.

"Calm down nutcase. I'm joking around." The imp shrugs his shoulders, finishing his donut.

The angel of blood scoffs and turns to stand beside you, his right arm still around your waist.

You hand him his bag, and you boop the gold heart on his cheek with a soft smile. "There's no need to be jelly, when your donuts already have all the jelly."

Amour's cheeks light up a candy pink and he opens his bag to take out a donut. "Thank you love."

He leans over to peck your cheek, making the imp frown.

Lockheart sets his bag down to join you both, him in your left, his hand grabs your chin lightly, and he pulls you into a soft kiss.

You'd think a kiss from him would've been rough but no, it was sweet and warm like a cup of hot cocoa.

"Do. You. Have. A. Death. Wish?" Amour asks, dropping his bag as his eyes go blank.

After a few seconds, Lock pulls away from the kiss with a grin sent to the angel of blood. "What's wrong baby bro? Don't you know nice guys finish last-"

A knife had soared passed him, it barely missed his cheek.

Lockheart smirks which makes your knees weak. "Pfft. Watch where you're swinging that thing, you could hurt someone."

"Eros, I don't think its a good idea to tease him like that, you know what he's capable of." You try to intervene.

Amour hisses, his shoulders shaking. "I'm going to f*cking rip you to shreds."

"Fight me." Lockheart grins, opening his arms wide.

Amour charged forward with his signature blade passed you, only for Lockheart to vanish.

Amour huffs looking for the imp with his pink eyes burning with rage.

The Cupid of Heartbreak snickers, tapping his heel just above you, on the balcony.

Amour growls and flies up to the balcony, only for lockheart to vanish again and reappear by the green house with his arms crossed.

You sit on the porch swing and watch them go back and forth with your own bag of donuts.

"Hello y/n! Um.. What's going on?" Cupid asks, stepping out on the back porch.

"The usual." You reply with a laugh, handing the angel a donut. He takes it, and sits next to you with his legs crossed.

"So.. This is normal for the three of you?" Cupid asks.

You nod your head, watching as Lockheart runs backwards as Amour continues to swing the knife at him. Missing each time.

"Yep."

"Oookay then." Cupid shrugs his shoulders and continues to share the donuts with you as his brothers try and kill each other.

End! I hope you enjoyed! :3