As always these are my favorite chapters.
This one includes some new boys.
Remember the three I had you all vote for?
Enjoy!
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Igniter: Octavian, why are you so sad? There is so much goodness in this world.
Octavian: I don't know Igniter, why do you have asthma? When there's so much air in the world!
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Oscar: Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Bryce:....seven?
Oscar: pfft. No! Tentacles!
Bryce: ...I f*cking hate you.
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Aster: Who ate my f*cking carrots!?
Chris: Pfft..
Aster: What's funny!? Who ate my f*cking carrots!?
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Fang: You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette-
Lh: *bitch slaps him*
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Fear: How many sides does a triangle have?
Mari: Bagels!
Fear: Very good. Do we all see how he got bagels?
Flurry:....No?
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Lh: *strums guitar* I hate myself! Oh I hate myself!
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Hallow: What are you doing?
Cupid: Oh, nothing just shaving my piano!
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Romeo: What's up guys, recently I got surgery on my d*ck! So now it.. Um.. It can do my homework for me!
Lh: What the f*ck.
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Mari: Yo do you dare me!?
Fear: ...Why would you ever do that?
Mari: Alright! Fine! *jumps into ceiling fan*
Fear: *facepalms*
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Scarlet's boss: Hey dude, last weekend I uh.. Uptown f*cked your girlfriend. I didn't know how to tell you.
Lh: Its okay, I love that song.
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Fear: Okay class, today Fang has to eat this boot.
Fang: But.. I don't want to eat the boot.
Fear: Then you all fail.
Hallow: Oh come on!
Lh: F*ck you Fang!
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Mari: Hello, my names Mari!
Cyrus: *car horn*
Mari: ....What the f*ck.
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Outcast Oneshot book #3
RandomI honestly didn't think I'd get this far. To the new people, these are one shots for my skeleton oc's, while not sanses they are still apart of undertale. Be sure to see the Character Introduction Book to see who they are if you're new! Requests...
