Did I really not make more then one of these in this book yet? I guess not.
Anyway, enjoy!
This one may be a little shorter like me, but I hope you enjoy anyway!
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Holly: Hey I'm lesbian.
Hallow: ....I thought you were American.
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Lh: Hey Cupid, can we go to MacDonald's?
Cupid: Lockheart, I'm making dinner at home.
Lh: I hate this f*cking family!
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Cyrus: That's it! You're in time out, get on top of the lamp! Right now!
Amour: This house is a f*cking nightmare!
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Mari: You know what, I love myself. Even if I look like a burnt piece of popcorn, I still love myself.
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Lh: Romeo is so annoying.
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Romeo: I heard you were talking shit about me?
Lh: What the f*ck!?
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Cyrus: Sir, we have information on the aliens.
Eclipse: Do the girl ones have t*tties?
Cyrus: What?
Eclipse: Do the girl aliens have t*tties!?
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Cyrus: Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Are you dead? F*ck it! Ghost credit!
Jasper: I'm gonna get me a Subaru!
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Romeo: Two bros chilling in the hot tub! Sitting five feet apart cuz their not gay!
Asher: -_-
Hallow: -_-
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Romeo: This chicken is as juicy as my ass.
Lh: Who the f*ck invited you here?
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Cyrus: Selfie!
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Mari: What the f*ck is taking so long!?
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Fang: Selfie!
Lh: Get that f*cking thing out of my face!
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Hallow: Selfie!
Cupid: That's a f*cking video you dumbass.
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Romeo: *wearing nothing but his stockings* Hi~ Welcome to chilies!
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Mari: *juggling bowling pins*
Fang: yo, why is that guy so good a bowling?
Mari: -_-
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Outcast Oneshot book #3
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