"HOLY MOTHER OF Satan!" Dana exclaimed as she entered Leah's house and was greeted by raccoons walking freely around the living room and acting as if this was their house.
"Hey." A gruff eerie voice greeted.
"Hey, Judd." Dana smiled and peered up the stairs at the black haired boy leaning over the railing. "I think you have a small rodent infestation."
"Don't call them rodents." Judd said as he jogged down the staircase to greet the jewellery-clad girl.
"Then what are they?"
He said nothing as she swung her arms around his neck as he wrapped his arms around her waist, inhaling her sweet perfume mixed with tobacco.
"Hi." Dana spoke softly.
Judd didn't reply, instead he just hummed in content to have her in his arms again.
They pulled apart and Judd linked his hand with hers and pulled her to the kitchen. "Leah isn't home, she's at her-"
"Her play. I know, I dropped her off. I'm only here to organise her party." Dana told the boy before kissing his cheek and strutting off to the fridge for something to drink.
"Is that the only reason you're here?" Judd asked teasingly, trailing behind her to hold her from behind and rest his chin on his shoulder.
"Yes." Dana smirked, grabbing a small can of Mountain Dew and closing the fridge.
She turned around to face the human giraffe and look him in the eyes.
"Really?" He hummed huskily.
"Really." Dana smiled and pulled away from him to sip on her soda.
"Tease." Judd grumbled.
"You guys are disgusting." A pre-pubescent voice spoke from the hallway.
"You have a small dick." Judd told the boy, pushing his forehead back as he walked up the stairs to his room as the raccoons followed him.
"Hi, Nick." Dana smiled.
"Hi, Dana." Nick smiled back.
"Aren't you supposed to be at your friends house?" The girl asked as she started to pick up whatever mess the raccoons had made. Half-eaten chocolate bars and such.
"He's too busy with his new girlfriend." Nick told his sisters friend sadly.
"Unfortunate." Dana said and carried on with what she was doing.
The pink haired girl had almost finished cleaning Leah's house when Nick spoke up again.
"Are you and Judd together?"
Dana let out an amused yelp at the kids question.
"Are you?" He pushed.
To be honest, Dana didn't even know herself. Were they together or just fucking? She didn't mind either but she really did want them to be together. But did he want that?
Sighing, she pushed her thoughts to the back of her head and told Nick that it was none of his business and he should go ask Judd himself.
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haha idk what i'm doing anymore
wandavision ep7 came out today and I'm combusting
i'll cry this chapter is so so so so so so so so bad
smut next chap!!
vote pls
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