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Two of a kind - Part 3 - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader

"Wade! I Swear that if you stab me with that damn thing one more time. I am going to wrap it around you head." (Y/n) huffed, as she pulled one of his katanas from her torso for the umpteenth time that day.

Wade had been trying to help (Y/n) with the use of weapons, to show her what he could do. But despite how much she tried. Despite how much she wanted to learn, there always seemed to be something holding her back. Something preventing her from doing what she somehow felt she could. And now she just felt like she had become Wade's practice dummy.

"I could always stick you with another kind of sword if you'd like. But you have to buy me flowers and dinner first. I ain't cheap, but I can be had." Wade replied. Dodging his sword as (Y/n) threw it back at his head.

"You bring that thing anywhere near me, and you'll be singing soprano." (Y/n) retorted. Trying to hide her smile as best she could.

(Y/n) and Wade had been at the school for some time, and with every passing day she had grown to like the goofball in the black and red spandex more and more. There seemed to be something about him that only she could see. And despite how much he tried to hide it, (Y/n) could tell that the mercenary had a good heart.

Charles had been working with her since she had agreed to stay under the watchful eye of the X-Men. And the telepath had managed to help (Y/n) recall a few more things about her past life. But in truth the most important things were still missing. And despite how much she was enjoying watching the fights between Wade and Logan. Despite how she had begun to enjoy the company of the other mutants, and the children, (Y/n) was beginning to get a little frustrated. Feeling as though there was something hidden inside her. Something stronger than she currently seemed to be. The reason why she had been chosen for the mutation.

"You know. You could have a guy's eye out with one of these things." Wade complained, as he went over to retrieve his sword from where it was stuck in the wall.

"I bet you tell all the boys that." (Y/n) chuckled, as she sat on the table. Shaking her head as Wade skipped back over to her.

"Come on (Y/n). Don't pretend you don't want a bit of the old Deadpool. Give me half a chance and I'll make your toes curl." Wade cooed as he came to stand over (Y/n). The female mutant rolling her eyes as she pushed him away.

"My toes are perfectly fine as they are, thank you. And if that skin-tight spandex is anything to go by, then it would be a bit. A very tiny bit." (Y/n) retorted. The two mutants turning as the door to the training room opened and Charles rolled in, followed by Hank and Logan.

"Ah (Y/n). How are you getting on?" Charles asked as he looked between Wade and (Y/n). The professor taking note of the large number of holes that were cut into (Y/n)'s top.

"Well, apart from Wade using me as a pin cushion. We are getting on ok. I.......I don't suppose that you have any more information yet on who I was, do you?" (Y/n) asked, desperate to get a more complete picture of her life. Desperate to understand.

"We are still working on it (Y/n). But I assure you that Storm, and Scott are helping to get to the bottom of who you are. Why don't we go and have another session, and see if we can help you remember anything else?" Charles asked. Not needing to be a telepath to know that (Y/n) needed a little time away from the full on Wade.

"Sounds good, Professor. I'll just go change and then meet you in your office." (Y/n) replied. Charles smiling softly at the younger woman, before he and Hank left the room.

"You still ok for tonight, sweetheart?" Logan asked as he came to stand in front of (Y/n). A subtle smile pulling at the corners of the feral's lips as he knew that Wade couldn't help but eavesdrop.

"Of course, I am. I'm looking forward to it, Logan. It's not every day that a girl gets asked out by such a handsome specimen. As soon as I've finished with the Professor. I'll change for the evening and meet you out front at 7:30." (Y/n) replied. Kissing a smug looking Logan on his cheek. The feral growling at Wade as he left the room.

"Are you going out on a date with that shit swizzler? Are you telling me that you would rather go out with big, hairy and mean? Rather than sleek, hot and sexy?" Wade asked, as he followed (Y/n) to the door.

"Yes Wade. I am going on a date with Logan. And yes, he may be a little gruff. But under all grumpy bravado, he's a good guy. Plus, when you've been marked like I have, if a handsome feral asks you out for the night, you don't turn him down." (Y/n) told him. Turing around to give him a quick kiss on the cheek, before leaving the room.

"But what am I gonna do if you go out, (Y/n). I'll be bored." Wade enquired, as he raced up behind (Y/n). (Y/n) reluctantly coming to a stop as Wade jumped in front of her.

"There is no "if" about it, Wade. I am going out with Logan. So, suck it up buttercup. And what do you normally do when I'm not stuck with you? I mean last time I looked; we weren't joined at the hip. I am sure that depraved little mind of yours can think of something to do." (Y/n) retorted, as she pushed Wade out of the way, and carried on through the halls back to her room.

"Well, I could do what I normally do when I not with you. But if I do it anymore, I will either go blind, or something will drop off." Wade moaned, as he trailed behind (Y/n) like a lost puppy.

"Let me come with you. You won't enjoy yourself without me. Wolvie might be a Greek Adonis, but he's really, really boring. Believe me. I've picked out more entertaining bogies from my nose." Wade continued, as he leant up against (Y/n)'s door.

(Y/n) shook her head and sighed as she looked the cocky mercenary up and down. Knowing that she was going to regret saying what she was about to say.

"Look. There is no way that I am spending another evening watching Logan threaten to kill you, as you tease him. So..........if you let me enjoy my night out, I promise that you and I can have a date. We'll do anything you want. Well, anything but what you probably have in mind right now." (Y/n) told him. Wade dropping to his knee and taking (Y/n)'s hand as if he was about to propose.

"Oh, fair lady. I doth agree. Have your night with that villainous cad, then be with me forever." Wade declared, as if he were performing in some Shakespearean play. (Y/n) pushing him backwards so that he was lain prone on the floor.

"Now will you leave. I have things to do." (Y/n) replied, as she slammed the door on him. Wade unable to stop himself from smiling at the thought of (Y/n) finally giving him a chance.