The Mayne Family.

1.7

Liams POV

"Daddy!!" Andie yelled
"Andie!" I yelled back as I walked to her room
"Daddy!" she exclaimed and even Zayn came
"Yes?"
"Drew has a girlfriend!"
"Dammit he's straight"
"Zayn!" I leaned over to whisper in his ear "he might be bi" 
"Dads, Im straight, you have to except that" Drew crossed his arms
"Why didnt we know about this girlfriend of yours"
"Cause Im 12 I think I can handle my life now, I'm practically an adult"
"What! You've only been in double digits for 2 years!" Zayn exclaimed
I sniffled "I remember when I was twelve, I use to sit around eating banana's, then I realized how much I liked banana's, then it made me realize I might like dicks" 
"Um.. that's weird"
"Go back to being an adorable little toddler" I shook him
"Care taker and Birth giver please stop shaking me" he laughed so I stopped
"Whats your girlfriends name?"
"Leigh- Anne"
"Like Perries friend"
"Zayn Malik you promised to forget about her!"
"Sorry, Drew continue"
"Um... she likes soccer, me, my accent, board games, school, and homework"
"She's a keeper cause out all everything you listed the only thing you like is yourself" Zayn said and I smacked his arm
"He forgot to mention she's my best friend"
"Dude she's off limits"
"What!"
"She's your sisters friend, and if you break up think ouf how bad your sister will feel"
"Andie can get over loosing a friend, she has plenty of them, if you haven't noticed she's cute!"
"So are you" I said and Zayn went and stroked Andies hair
"She is quiet lovely" he smiled 
"Zayn stop petting our kid!!" I yelled at him and he stood next to me again
"So when are we gonna meet this girl?" Zayn asked
"Never, thats not cool" Drew got up and walked past us and downstairs
"Drew! We have to meet her, or you two cant date"
"Did your parents meet each other before Andie and I were brough into the picture?"
"Yes they did, they met we we first started dating! SO HAHA!"
"BirthGiver stop being weird"
"Im sorry Drew just I want to meet her"
"No birthgiver, and no means no"
"Then your not gonna date her it's as simple as that"
"Thats not possible"
"We spoil you rotten, I can take all of it away"
He turned to face me "you wouldn't dare" he narrowed his eye
He did not just play me at a war I will win. I ran upstairs got the bag off the closet door and locked myself in his room. I put his phone, tablet, laptop, tv remotes robots, games, and anything else I could find but I kept his IPod touch in my hand and unlocked the door we he had ran through.
"Give me my stuff back!"
"No"
"You cant take my IPod birthgiver it means to much to me"
"So you wouldn't mind of I gave it to a hobo on the streets of L.A. cause there's plenty of them!?"
"I would mind please please please give it back"
"Then Friday we'll have dinner with your girlfriend and her parents, is it a deal?"
"Its a deal birthgiver"
"And call me dad!"
"I like birthgiver better, but I will when she's over"
"You better or everything in this bag will be mine"
"Ok, stop your parenting and be like spermgiver"
"Ok thast it give it all back" I said taking his stuff
"No Im sorry be like dad number 2"
"Thats better" I gave it back to him and left his room
"Great parenting birthgiver"
"Shut up Zayn"
"Hey all he did was call me spermgiver, he can call me that any day"
"Zayn!" I yelled at him
"Sorry"

A/n: Sorry for the long wait again.... but Liam and that parenting yo, he got it. He's the real parent while Zayns just there like yeah listen to birthgiver!! Ok Im done>
Make sure yall read my other Ziam book, Not So Innocent!!

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