2. The Wedding

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*valkyrie*

HELL TO THE NO! I CAN'T MARRY ROWAN??? HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
He is kinda hot though and he can be sweet....
NO STOP IT BRAIN NO NO NO WHAT DO I DO?

'What do you think sweetie? Your dad really needs this' mum says
'I'm alright with it' i smile

NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT OH MY DAYS WHAT AM I SAYING? OH MY GOSH

'Perfect! The marriage will be in 3 weeks, i know it's a bit soon but i hope you will get to know each other!' Rowan's mum says
I smile 'of course i hope we can get close' i say gently

NO NO NO GOD NO WHAT. AM. I. SAYING? I- I BUT... IT'S ROWAN?

'Of course mum that's ok. I was hoping that Valkyrie and I could go for a walk' he says

'I don't mind'

OF COURSE I FLIPPING MIND HOLY CHEESE AND MACARONI OH LORD ALMIGHTY SAVE ME

I begin to walk out with Rowan
'Sorry, i know this is a lot' he begins awkwardly

YOU DON'T SAY?

'But i hope we can get along. Just...i still have a girlfriend and i don't plan on breaking up with her so we just have to act lovey dovey in front of our parents but you can have your love life.' He says as if it's a good thing

OUCH BRO THAT'S HARSH

'Why did you agree to this then?' I ask as gently as possible. The complete contrast to my inner voice

'I had to or i wouldn't become CEO and maf- errrm i erm i didn't mean erm' he fumbled

WOW MY GUY HAS THE ERM GERM NOW. HOW ANNOYING UGH AND HE IS SOOO SHALLOW. SO WHAT IF HE'S HOT. But then again...was he going to say mafia?

I roll my eyes ' uh huh makes sense anyway. Where you going to say mafia?' I ask
He freezes

AHA GOT YOU NOW!

'I...erm...yes. I will become the next mafia boss if i marry you oh and CEO' he sighs after, as if it was a huge relief to tell someone
'Ouch. That's a bit shallow' i mutter. Wait....
I SAID THAT OUT LOUD??? OH CURSE MYSELF AND MY STUPID BRAINNN

'Yeah I'm sorry. I really didn't want to hurt you' Rowan gives me a faint smile

DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ME? BISH I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY FABULOUS SELF.

'Ok mafia boy Why didn't you just marry your girlfriend instead of limiting my love life and freedom?' I snap
He looks momentarily surprised, as if know ones ever spoken to him like that before.

SHALLOW SHALLOW SHALLOW BISH IMA HIT YOU WITH A SALMON!

'I asked but she didn't have any connections so it would be more likely that the rival gangs would kill her quickly because no one knows her. But with you, your dad's a CEO and your kind of famous so im sure it's less likely that they will get you' he mutters

WHAT NOW??? COME AGAIN?? UMMMM I DIDNT REALISE THAT THIS WAS A MURDER MISSION!!!

'How kind of you! Now my life is in danger as well!' I smile sarcastically and he winces
Good.

'I'll see you at the wedding' And with that Rowan turns back

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY? I SWEAR IM GOING TO SHAVE OFF HIS PERFECT BLACK HAIR IN HIS SLEEP. THERE'S NO WAY HIS HAIR LOOKS THAT GOOD WITHOUT HELP...Seriously? I'M MARRYING A DOUCHE BAD AND I'M WONDERING ABOUT HIS HAIR?????

*call from rosie*
'OMG DID YOU HEAR? ROWAN IS GETTING MARRIED AND ITS NOT TO ELIZABETH!' She screams
I-
It's literally been 5 minutes since i got home and she already knows. Howww?
'Um yeah i did but how did you find out?'i ask
'Oh right so Rowan told Elizabeth and she freaked out and told her friends and one of them told Jason and Jason told Ron and Ron told me so here we are....how did you know?' She askes

'Because I'm marrying him' i state
'.........'
'Rosie? You there?'
'WHAT? YOUR MARRYING HIM? OMG WOW YOUR LUCKY BUT WHAT ABOUT ELIZABETH? IS IT GONNA BE A POLY RELATIONSHIP? IS-'
I drown out her shouting and wait until she's silent

'The wedding is in 3 weeks'
'........'
'HOW ARE YOU MOVING SO FAST ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM OMG WILL HE KISS YOU? YOUR DRESS BETTER BE-' I waited for her to finish

'Yep your invited as well' i hang up before she can shout anymore.

*3 weeks later*

Sorry it's so quick but i'm lazy :)

*Day of the wedding*
Oh my gosh im nervous. My big wedding gown looks like a marshmellow.
'I'm sooo happy for you!' Rosie squeals
'Thanks' i mumble
I wish i was as happy as rosie.
Oh gosh im sweating. Do i smell bad? Ugh I'm hungry. I'm soo not ready. I kinda need to pee....
'Come on Kori dad needs to walk you down the aisle now!' Mum whisper shouts
'I- ok' ok ok ok i can do this
As im walking down the aisle i see Rosie smiling like a maniac and i see Elizabeth...oh gosh she...she looks happy? Why would she...
Holy Moses Rowan looks smoking hot....NO BRAIN STOP.
I also notice a strange guy...he has a scar running from his jaw straight up into his right eyebrow. Huh....wait....where did he go...i could have sworn....never mind.
We say our vows and Rowan sudden leans in
He smells fantastic OH MY GOSH MY BRAIN
He pecks my lips and turns to the crown who cheers wildly.
After meeting all the guests he leads me to his mum
'Hey mum Valkyrie isn't feeling to well so could we go home?' He asked
Huh? I was feeling fine?
'She looks fine to me?' His mum sas with a light frown but turns into a mischievous grin 'oh of course you can hun' she says "have fun!'

Wait...does she think that...we..me and him??? HELL TO THE NOOO OH MY CHEESE AND CRACKERS I NEED HOLY WATER OH MY POOR VIRGIN SELF!
The car ride was silent and awkward. Rowan pulls into a giant driveway of a massive mansion.

What.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG OMG OMG WOW OK I DON'T MIND THIS OMG IMAGINE THE FOOD!
My stomach grumbles at the thought and Rowan chuckles lightly
'You hungry?' He asks
I'm pretty sure I'm now one with the tomato...
'Um yes i am' i whisper
WHY DID I WHISPER? NOW HE THINKS I'M WEAK
We enter the house and 3 maids run up to us...
The third maid looks a bit sus... What's with the black digital watch?
Eh...wait do i smell FOOOOOOD?
I run to the counter and rowan and i eat our meal
OMG IT'S SOOO TASTY
'Let me show you to your room and you can get settled in' Rowan says
I nod and follow him i need a map or something for this house.
'This is your room..you like it?' He askes
Again i just nodd
He clears his throat 'alright if you need anything my room is next door' he then leaves.
I check to make sure he is gone.

Then i run and jump on the bed
SOOO COMFYYYYY!
I don't move and eventually fall asleep.

Screams. I hear screams.
I wake up and i hear load popping noises and screams coming down the hallway.

What on earth?

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