𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

21: dating perks

[general chatroom.]

[three out of ten members are online.]

[ace is online.]

spaces:
no im telling u

she's gorgeous

green:
i believe you but still

i dont trust anyone who unironically says

live

laugh

love

spaces:
for her im willing to do anything

oh ace

ace!!!

hey hey

ace:
am i interrupting something??

green:
spaces is ranting about their crush and honestly im not here for it

i dont believe in love

spaces:
you have two boyfriends

green:
that i cannot argue against

ace:
two boyfriends????

bruh greedy

leave some for the rest of us

green:
ace bro i love you

but

no one would be able to handle those two apart from me

spaces:
i mean,,,,

they're feral

green:
explains my addiction

ace:
which is??

green:
oh shit i never told you????

ace:
you did i just have terrible memory

green:
its the devils lettuce

that green green

that weed man

ace:
i always thought weed wasn't addictive

green:
its more like

i cannot feel calmness and happiness if im not smoking some of that devils lettuce

spaces:
which reminds me

i found your stash while cleaning

ace:
uh oh

green:
aight bet im on my way

[green is offline.]

spaces:
he really thinks i will just give it away for free

he will have to work for it

my crush is a police officer

they would have killed me

ace:
ayo????? police officer crush???

dont tell them my name

spaces:
ohohohoho

now im curious

now i will

[sweet is online.]

ace:
oh sweet!!!

havent seen you in a hot minute

sweet:
hey hey yesss

sorry i was away for a bit

i met this guy while waiting for my therapy session and we kinda hit it off

spaces:
sweetie

hyena was mean to me

ban him pls

also yes new man

sweet:
you know i cannot do that

ace how are u doing

ace:
pretty good

im actually pretty happy these days

[blue is online.]

sweet:
awh that's nice to hear

i hear youve been talking a lot with blue

blue:
yes he has

ace:
oh hey there blueblue

spaces:
oooooooo there they are

my otp

sweet:
uh oh do i smell a romance

blue:
*insert blushing emoji here*

wait

///w///

ace:
no sweet pls

im

blue:
i told youuuu

i told you it seems to other people that we are flirting

we should just do it for real

ace:
are you sure you would be able to handle it?

not to brag but i am a smooth talker

sweet:
just smile and wave boys

smile and wave

spaces:
òwó

blue:
hun you don't know what kind of smoooooooooooth i am

ace:
dont tempt me to find out

blue:
thats exactly what i am doing rn

sweet:
imma give yall private space

darling lets go

spaces:
aaawhhhh you called me darling

sweet:
i feel a need to protect you

ace:
and you say we are flirting?

spaces:
sweet is more like a parental figure to me

while blue to you is like a boyfriend

ace:
that

i cannot argue against

sweet:
ok here is your space

do your thing

[sweet is offline.]

[spaces is offline.]

blue:
you uhhh

wanna stay here or?

ace:
oh someone is shy now

blue:
////w////

ace,,,,,, handsome,,,, strong

ace:
this is going to be a long day...

[blue is typing...]