𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

28: strawberries

[general chatroom.]

[two members are online.]

[iwa is online.]

oikawa:
hehe

@iwa

iwa:
why are u online

and in the chatroom

oikawa:
because i can

never expected you to come over

so

let me reel with happiness

@noya you were right he is a god

iwa:
pfffft

dont spread lies like this

im making us tea

oikawa:
tea is good for the soul

iwa:
you almost froze outside

i feel like it's my responsibility to make sure you don't get sick

oikawa:
is that why you threw a blanket at me and told me to stay put?

awh aren't you just the cutest?????

iwa:
i no longer have an escape from you calling me cute

[hinata is online.]

hinata:
wassup shawtiessssss

oikawa:
heyooooo

iwa:
hey there

im surprised sugawara agreed to change nicknames in the main chat

hinata:
i just got done scamming my two boyfriends

and looks like im the thirdwheel here

awh man :cccc

oikawa:
i still cant get over the fact you have two boyfriends

iwa:
wait that wasn't a joke?

hinata:
you thought it was a joke????

iwa:
yes?????

oikawa:
did i just hear you say "dude the hell?" in the kitchen?

iwa:
sure did

hinata:
yeah i have two boyfriends

they dont like each other much tho

iwa:
and u scammed them??

hinata:
so there is this new restaurant open

called strawberry

super gay

super good

oikawa:
hold on i need to make reservations

iwa:
tempting

hinata:
you can only go to there if u make an early reservation

so i asked both of them to make reservations separately

iwa:
ah i see

do your uhhh

boyfriends know they both are your boyfriends

hinata:
yeah they do

im not two timing

oikawa:
iwaizumi u free next weekend?

iwa:
should be

why?

oikawa:
im confirming the reservation

iwa:
did you seriously just make one

oikawa:
hell yeah i did

date night

iwa:
we're not dating????

we just met today

hinata:
that my friend is called love at first sight

i mean

you're so attractive

oikawa:
right?????

[noya is online.]

noya:
i told you didnt i??????

built different

if iwaizumi flexes hard enough his shirt will rip

oikawa:
wait brb gotta test something

iwa:
im locking myself up in the bathroom

noya:
why are you two together????? btw???? in one place????

@iwa you refused a sleepover with us yet

hinata:
point made

we wanted a sleepover with the boys

iwa explain

oikawa:
its called priorities

iwa:
no offense guys but

im scared to have a sleepover with you

at least i know tooru wont do anything

oikawa:
how can u be so sure? c;

iwa:
i am no longer sure

but nothing you will do will be worse than what they would do

noya:
is comparing pp sizes that bad?

hinata:
he's just scared to show off

oikawa:
why are yall comparing sizes

noya:
to crown the dicky kingy

iwa:
ok

drinks are ready

[iwa is offline.]

hinata:
awh maaaaan

noya:
oikawa do us a favor

[oikawa is offline.]

hinata:
dang he really said 

fuck you

to your face

noya:
i will go and sulk now

hinata:
booboo cry you whore
[seen.]