𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

30: tsunami

[general chatroom.]

[four out of ten members are online.]

[iwa is online.]

aka:
no because like how fucking stupid do you have to be to actually believe that bullshit

kenken:
and wait he also said the earth is hollow

aka:
nah im out

hey iwaizumi

kenken:
iwa what shape is the earth

tooru:
good lord

iwa:
round and thicc why

kenken:
did you check what bokuto sent in your dms earlier

iwa:
no

ive been ignoring him since last evening

he called me

screamed into the phone

hung up

tooru:
good thing i didnt pick up

aka:
i think he was on mushrooms again

so that means we win the bet and we get to beat the shit out of him

kenken:
oh fuck you right

iwa:
im so confused about everything in here

tooru:
bokuto met a guy on a street to almost convinced him the earth is both flat and hollow

aka:
and also he made a bet with us a few weeks ago that he wont use mushroom until new year and he failed

so we get to beat him up

wanna join

tooru:
iiiiiiiiiii dont think thats a good idea

iwa:
yeah def would not help me

kenken:
ah shit sorry

also i dont think bokuto would survive iwaizumi

aka:
my bad bro

anyway what are you up to

iwa:
just getting dressed

tooru:
he's coming over to my place

kenken:
damn can we come too

aka:
true i kinda wanna meet iwa too

kenken:
himbos get to meet u

tooru gets to meet u

us?

nah

aka:
iwaizumi explain

iwa:
maybe not today??

tooru:
we can go out somewhere together next weekend guys cmonnnn

we will invite yachi

and have a nice bimbo reunion with iwa as well

kenken:
works for me

oh shit bokuto calling again wtf he want

aka:
i hung up twice already

tooru:
so iwa iwa

c;

whatcha bringing

iwa:
you said you want jaffa cakes

tooru:
but what are youuuuuu~~~~ bringing

iwa:
myself

and wine

[noya is online.]

noya:
someone said wine???????

kenken:
what in the fuck

tooru:
summoned

wait watch this

dick

[kuroo is online.]

kuroo:
im

no

its a coincidence

[kenken took a screenshot.]

[aka is playing dick by doja cat.]

iwa:
wow okay exposed didnt know you liked dick so much wow

kuroo:
can i have one day where i dont get bullied

iwa:
no

bitchass

kuroo:
damn love u too

tooru:
',:|

kuroo:
dont be jealous oiks

iwa:
kuroo shut up

tooru:
jealous of what? iwa is coming over rn

iwa:
man im not here for drama

see u soon tooru

[iwa is offline.]

kenken:
iwa is incredible

aka:
agreed

but real question

and i will ask suga to delete this later

but oiks

tooru:
ya?

aka:
do you

really like him??

kenken:
ive been wondering that too

tooru:
well...

[tooru is typing...]