𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

33: soothing

[general chatroom.]

[six out of ten members are online.]

[iwa is online.]

shoyogurt:
i just think that if i tried hard enough

i could get them both to sign health insurance on me

collect double cash

sugar:
makes sense but its a scam

oh hi iwaizumi finally you show up

yachidori:
we heard what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are u okay?????????????

iwa:
yeah im fine

who told you?

tooru:
i did

iwa:
ofc u did

why tho

tooru:
i think everyone here

deserves to know

that you saved me

keijijutsu:
thanks dude

u good tho?

sugar:
are you calm?

yachidori:
do you need some relaxing oils?

iwa:
what is this interogation

sugar:
well u know ur

addiction

iwa:
...

yes i am calm

shoyogurt:
aight dude good to know now

how badly is the other dude injured

tooru:
i think he's in the er right now

iwa:
i uhhh

no comment

[iwa is offline.]

tooru:
awh im gonna go see whats up with him

sugar:
wait hes still at your place?????

tooru:
well ofc he is

i treated his wounds????

and im cooking dinner for us??????

sugar:
isn't it a bit too dangerous to have him there in such a state?????

god knows what he could do

tooru:
and you think its safer to let him out there where he could get into a fight again?

suga im fine

really

he wont do a thing

shoyogurt:
yea my homie would never hurt tooru

i believe in my homie

yachidori:
ayo man i agree

keijijutsu:
seriously suga  stop worrying

[iwa is online.]

iwa:
anyway what's up with the usernames?

sugar:
hinata begged me to change them dont ask

shoyogurt:
its all part of my insurance scam

iwa:
at this point i dont even have insurance

tooru is peeking around

let me go see what he wants

sugar:
im still worried though

shoyogurt:
from what i see

nothing to worry about

yachidori:
if iwa wanted to do anything he would have done it already

he dont look like the man to wait for an opportunity to show up

iwa:
wise words

suga

seriously

im calm and good

tooru:
we are making!!! good food!!!

shoyogurt:
so like

why did that happen in the first place

tooru:
uhhh good question

sugar:
sus

iwa:
will u tell me maybe

tooru?

tooru:
maybe...

depends on how you behave

now come here so i can put some aloe vera on your wounds

[tooru is offline.]

sugar:
so uhh

wanna tell us what happened in your head?

shoyogurt:
thats a good one suga

iwa:
my head?

hmmm

i was just angry and

beating the fhck out of him

made me feel good

sugar:
and its not somethin you will do to tooru right?

iwa:
i would never do it to tooru

i was there to protect him

not hurt him

anyway im off

[iwa is offline.]

yachidori:
iwa seems like a good guy

for oikawa

i think

shoyogurt:
i agree

i shall now annoy him with questions about tooru

in his dms

sugar:
christ....

[shoyogurt is playing boyfriend by justin bieber.]