𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊 - a Leo Valdez slowburn

Additional cast + new playlist

« Cast that wasn't supposed to worm its way in, but did. »

"I'm a Solomonar, descended from St. Elijah."

"So you're a show-off."

"A show-off who'll knock your socks off, yes."

Brenton Thwaites as Aiden Murphy

"Shall I compare thee to a rainy day? For thee is always grumpy and in the mood for coffee."

Kim Sae Ron as Lin Makoto

"I am the supreme Korean Solomanar that will beat you in everything you attempt to do. Now, who wants to make polenta with me?"

Additional cast:

Liam Hemsworth as Uncle Matthew

Pierce Brosnan as Chiron

Josh Hutcherson as Christian Stan

"Sometimes the best thing to do is to grab a coffee and contemplate your life choices as if there wasn't another day to overthink."

"Are you... okay?"

"Haven't been since my mom brought me into this hellhole."

An updated playlist for the second part:

Tongue tied - Grouplove

"Don't leave me tongue tied,

Don't wave no goodbye."

Your new boyfriend - Wilbur Soot

"And even though he's got social skills,

doesn't mean I can't pay the bills,

anyway, make the most of him."

Maniac - Conan Gray

"'Cause people like you always want back what they can't have

but I'm past that and you know that,

so you should turn back to your outback telling them trash."

Dissolve - Absofacto

"Can't find an exit,

I wander in a maze alone.

If I find you will you shock me?"

Tennis on the Wii - 420 Unlovable, Splash daddy, Okthxbb

"Bitch I sense your fakeness

like I'm motherfucking Yoda,

like I'm yoda, ey, yeah,

like I'm Yoda."

100 bad days - AJR

"I wrote a song that no one knows

I played a show and no one showed

Oh my God, I felt so alone, lucky me."

The real slim shady - Eminem

"We ain't nothin' but mammals

Well, some of us are cannibals."