I wish there was diet mountain dew.
I wish there was diet ice-cream.
I wish there was diet EVERYTHING!
But wouldn't that all be garbage?
They're manipulating such guilty pleasures,
Changing the formula,
Creating intoxicated food with their "sugar free" junk.
This diet garbage idea?
Stupid.
Won't do anything for us.
They're creating big bucks on something on something with more artificials in it,
Than sugar in your average cola.
Screw them.
They're all but regular grub.
We're growing wild on something called "diet" Coke,
"Diet" Pepsi,
"Diet" Garbage.
