Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 21

Right, so here I was sitting in my new office, minding my own business and saving the country from bloody disaster, when suddenly my phone started to ring.

I picked it up and yelled a noisy "wot the hell do you want jesus christ lord above?!"

"Yeah mate sorry, but that rogue war I told you about ages ago is tomorrow and just reminding you that I hate you and hope you die tomoz. Kay thanks, bye," that bloody rogue from ages ago replied back with.

I immediately groaned. Life was so hard.

I marched out and got into my car, driving terribly to Baechel's house and kicked down her door.

With rifle in hand, I made my way in, pausing to punch her cat in the head.

"Baechel, you loser, where the bloody hell are you?" I yelled out.

Out of nowhere, Baechel ran out and also kicked her cat.

"Oi mate, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi."

Baechel quickly snapped her head into my direction and winked some weird blink.

"Right, so even though I hate you and probs will kill you afterwards, I need you to help in this bloody rogue war that's happening tomoz," I continued.

She kept on staring, so I ended up punching her and her cat again in the head, and then ran back out.

Stressfully running a hand through my mullet, I drove to the nearest McDonalds and ordered a large, triple Big Mac with some of everything else.

Going for the healthy choice, of course.

Just as I was going to take a bite, the hairs on my leg stood up and I realised the baby in my stomach was kicking.

"Oh my god, seriously I'm busy, shut up."

I slapped my stomach to shut it up, with it surprisingly working.

Thank the lord jesus christ oh angel of god pray above.