Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 20

As I was waiting on my call from the government to confirm my leadership role as prime minister of straya, someone barged into toilet stall I was sitting in at my old McDonald's highschool.

"Bloody hell, what the bloody hell is happening?" I shouted out as the stall door hit my face and knocked over my rifle I was keeping next to me.

It was bloody Baechel.

It scared me so much, the number two I was doing just slid out.

"Hey Rybekkah, so just letting you know I'm a vampire now! 'Kay thanks," she informed me, sauntering off as soon as she finished.

Quickly wiping, flushing and washing my hands, I sprinted after her, tackling her to the ground.

I didn't hesitate at all to think maybe she was lying or just joking. Slapping her face twenty times, I used my baby bump to knock her into the wall until she passed out.

Well that did the trick.

I couldn't believe she was a vampire, it had shocked me so much, I hadn't realised my pants hadn't been pulled up.

Therefore, the rest of the day I was walking around school with my pants down. Everyone admired me for it.

Checking the date, I realised the rogue war was in a couple days. Maybe I should tell Anferknee now.

Just as I was about to contemplate telling him, my phone rang.

It was Costa Georgiadis congratulating me on becoming prime minister of Australia.

360 noscoping 4 kids on the way home, I realised how hectic life was gonna be now.

Bloody hell.