Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 5

As I was walking out of the school door to go home, I noticed the guy I quickscoped at lunch walking along the pavement further ahead.

What the bloody hell?

He should be dead, right? I mean my quickscoping skills are legendary, he should be dead from them.

Jesus christ, this just means I'm gonna have to kill him again.

As if sensing my thoughts, he turns around and locks eyes with me, at the same time trying to raise his non-existent eyebrows. God, he was so good looking.

A felt a very strong pull to him. It was so strong, it actually pushed me over, made me commando roll and pop up right in front of his face. We were 2 inches apart, and his eyes did that over widening thing again.

'Mate' something screamed like a banshee in my head, making me spaz out, flip backwards and bang my head on the ground 3 times.

My skills from MaZe Clan paid off.

As I got up, I looked around to find that the guy had vanished. Where the hell did he go? Jesus christ, I have to do all the work around here.

I grabbed the left over Doritos in my bag and threw them in the air, also getting a new can of Mountain Dew, opening it and spraying it in my face. I decided to have a tantrum over the misfortunes I seem to experience every second of the day in my life.

I plonk of the ground, banging my fists on the ground, screaming at the people who walk past and around me.

The terrible life I live.