Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 9

After it all was over, I walked out of the motel room, not even caring that I didn't style my mullet back. Luckily I took my rifle with me though.

As I was walking home, I felt the biggest pain anyone could ever imagine on the face of this earth in my stomach. What the bloody hell was this.

I quickly grabbed my rifle and pointed it at my stomach, thinking something was going to pop out any second.

After a few minutes of intense staring and preparation for quickscoping my stomach, I just shrugged and kept walking.

As I got into my house, I felt the pain again. Except it was 1000x worse and I almost died.

I used my brain and went into the bathroom, searching for a pregnancy test as I had 20 to spare. Better safe than sorry.

After doing the pregnancy test and waiting however many minutes, I looked at it and saw the positive sign.

I gasped, looking closer so that the tester was touching my face to make sure. It definitely said positive.

Bloody hell.

Taking out the other 19 tests, I took them all just to make sure. They all turned out positive too.

Crying because I was going to get fat now, I put on some clothes and texted Anferknee that I was coming over with big news.

Knocking on his door, I screamed, "OI ANFERKNEE, ITS RYBEKKAH!"

Deciding to let myself in after 5 seconds cause he was taking too bloody long, I kicked the door open and walked into his lounge room. I had never been to his house, but I already knew my way around.

Hearing sounds coming from the room next door, I rushed in because I did what I wanted.

Opening the door, my mouth fell open with only one sentence coming out.

"What the bloody hell is going on here?"