Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 24

After giving birth, I started to realise that life was so much for the better.

About 2 months after the birth, I started going back to school since lyf started getting boring. What a bloody mistake that was.

Because, here I was, walking to the eating area I had maintained just before my 2 month leave and boom.

Some bloody bogans that were lead by a redhead had decided to invade my area.

Like what the actual lord above.

With my frends Bri;an and Shikyla behind me, we marched determinedly to our area.

Sitting down, I gave them the brownest, stinkiest dorito eye I could muster, while getting Shikyla to sass them every minute.

Bri;an's approach was to just face them with his pursed lips condition to ward them off. It wasn't really working, and once again someone came by to beat him up, but what can yah do.

Almost as if to spite us, the ranga lord brought out a basketball to bloody throw around.

I almost defecated myself. In fact, I think Bri;an actually did.

Tossing it around like a bunch of tossers, the loser clan basically pegged it right by us.

Distracted by this atrocity, I only just noticed the folded up piece of paper that came from Bri;an.

'Add me on man bbzinator' it said.

Jesus Chroist mate, not again.

I quickly replied with 'omg fite me m9'.

Suddenly, as if they wanted to be sacrificed to the lords above, the group lead by the match stick's ball flew through the air and hit me right in the back of the head, messing up my wonderful mullet hairdo I had spent 2 hours perfecting in front of my spoon mirror.

"HOLY JESUS MATEZ HOW BLOODY DARE U, GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE OMG FITE ME 2 PLS," I instantly screamed, horrified by the mess that was now my hair.

Grabbing some randoms walking past, I assembled a force that included my frends, the randoms and I.

For some reason Baechel even came to my side to fight.

Right let's go.