Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 18

My pregnant stomach had finally become so big, that I couldn't even comb my leg hair anymore.

One of the advantages of it being so big though was being able to rest my Doritos and Mountain Dew on it when watching tv.

I could still drive but just the horn would beep the whole way and I couldn't turn the car, so when I drove it I kind of just used other people's cars and buildings to turn the car for me by running into them.

I'd racked up a fine bill from the bloody police of over $5000, but it wasn't like I was gonna pay that.

From being pregnant my hips had widened to the size of bowling balls each side. It was great because when people would walk near me, I would bump them with my hips and they would be shoved into walls.

I did it to Shakyla and Bri;an. They almost died but who even cares.

My mullet had turned grey because god knows why. I even had this big bald patch on the top. I still thought I was model material though.

That rogue war was also in one months time, so bloody party central then I guess.

Haven't told Anferknee about it yet either, due to me still not caring.

God, my life was so bloody hell bloody hard.