Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 3

After 360 noscoping the bloody tart, I quickly walked on, stepping on her body along the way and not even caring.

Do what I want.

After first period, where I learnt about the history of Macca's and tried to get boys by blowing on my leg hair and blinking with one eye at a time, I quickly made my way to lunch. About bloody time too.

I met my friends at our usual table and chatted with them while I got out my packet of Doritos and can of Mountain Dew.

My friends were bloody brilliant in my dorito eyes, but majority of the time I hated them, because most of them were tarts like me and tried to pull boys. That was my job.

Bri;an, one of my friends, had brown hair and blue eyes. He always had pursed lips, as apparently it was a condition he was born with. That's what he tells everyone anyway. Since he had pursed lips all the time, people thought he was very judgemental and would beat him up. I did it on rare occasions though, so I can't blame them. I've even quickscoped him once for it.

Ra'talie was an intelligent girl. She wore sunglasses that literally covered her whole face, so no one knew what she looked like. All we knew was that she had caramel coloured hair and aced every class. I suspected she just slept with all of the teachers, like the bloody tart she is, and they gave her A's for it.

Shakyla was the bloody worst one. She was a sass master and always copied me. Today for example, she wore a bikini too. Like how bloody dare you. She had bleach blonde hair and for some reason looked like a blonde version of Miranda Kerr. All the boys seemed to flock to her, but secretly I knew that they were just trying to get to me. Who wouldn't?

I had other friends too, but I didn't remember nor care about them.

While I tucked a piece of my mullet hair behind my ear, I noticed a folded up note on the table we were sitting at. I opened it up, making it obvious to look left and right so no one was watching, and read it.

'Add me on msn bebz' it said. I quickly looked up, catching Bri;an's eyes and noticing him smiling at me. He then looked at the note and back to me, making me take my attention off of his pursed lips that made me want to kill him.

'He must've sent this bloody note then' I thought to myself. I quickly replied back with 'no, get rekt', and chucked it back.