Bloody Hell

Chapter Bloody 23

Everyone immediately stopped and lord, was it a sight to behold.

Laying on the grass and covered in poo was the baby I just popped out.

And let me tell you, it was the most bloody beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. Besides myself.

It looked exactly like me.

With bright blonde hair completely covering its body and face, it had a dark complexion and some great nose hairs.

"QUICK, SOMEONE CALL CHANNEL 7 NEWZ!" I heard a rogue say.

I completely agreed, as this thing deserved to be shared with the whole of GetRekt Town.

Almost as soon as someone said this, the local Channel 7 News van rolled on over.

Christ, that was fast.

Anywayz, turns out the baby was that rogue leader guy's and I'm a tart.

Yah learn something new everyday.

I quickly looked at the baby, grabbed it, and chucked it at the father.

"There yah go, I don't want it," I casually stated as I cleaned myself up.

No use for me anyway.

Immediately, the war continued and I just flipped my way through without a care in the world.

Anferknee looked crushed like a toad that got run over, but whatevs.

Grabbing my rifle out of my back pocket, I quickly 360 noscoped all of the rogues.

"You're bloody welcome, you absolute losers," I yelled as I quickscoped some of the people on our side.

Giving the forks, I strutted out of there and headed over to the local McDonalds.

Time to gain the weight I 'lost' during pregnancy.