Chapter Bloody 26

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by h_e_n_

                                    
                                              After absolutely demolishing the sucky, redhead infested, no-skills-whatsoever clan, my friends and I returned to classes.
                          I mean, I didn't really care about school; it was more to pass the time.
                          As soon as I entered the class room though, I knew it was a bloody mistake. 

                          'The History of Maccas' documentary was playing again, for like the 50th time this week. 
                          Like bro, I get that it's history is somehow important, but seriously?
                          Getting out my comb, I decided to just ignore the class all together and style my hair.
                          As I slowly combed over my mullet to resemble a seriously good looking bowl cut, I realised that my favourite show was on tonight.
                          It was the quickscoping championships.
                          "BRRROOOOO!" I loudly shouted over to Bri;an, hoping to get his attention.
                          He quickly looked over, and must've known exactly what I meant.
                          "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He replied.
                          We always watched the championships together.
                          Smoothing down my moustache that was getting more visible each day, I reached into my bag and got my rifle out.
                          Hopping out of my seat, I 360 noscoped some tart in the front row who was actually paying attention to the doco. 
                          "Bloody good riddens is what I say," the teacher muttered to me.
                          Dunno who they were, but at least they agreed with my actions.
                          I looked back over to Bri;an and flicked a bindi at him that was stuck in my leg.
                          Couldn't bloody wait for tonight.