the chaotic adventures of sakuatsu.

•crAck 101•

-random shits aheaddd
-featuring bokuaka, kuroken, iwaoi
-puns and cracks and yeahhhhp
-to make it up for the past 4 days of angst before going back
-enjoyyyy!

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"And you did this for what?" Iwaizumi sighed, looking at the four boys on the couch.

"We did not do anything!" Oikawa said, practically whining for the nth time

"Then how do you explain why is sakusa's car window broken?" He said, Sakusa glaring at the four boys, mainly at his boyfriend.

"..."

"Bokuto did it"
"Kuroo did it"

Kenma and Akaashi blurted out at the same time. They looked at the two males who where paled up. Sakusa looking so murderously, about to kill them.

"W-Wait! We didn't do anything!" Kuroo exlaimed, and Bokuto agreeing.

"Don't lie kuroo, I asked you how to ruin someone's life and you answered just ruin their car or something, it'll be fun" atsumu quoted, having the proof and handling his phone to his boyfriend.

"Bro..."
"Bro..."

"Run?"

"Yeah, run..."

Bokuto and kuroo ran as fast as they can, away from the running sakusa with lysol and mop on hands.

"WHY AM I EVEN RUNNING?"
Bokuto shouted

"YOU GAVE THEM THE EQUIPMENTS, REMEMBER?!"

"Oh..."

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"Kawa babe?"

"Yes atsu babe?"

"If you cut your leg off, will it hurt?"

"Duh?"

"How??"

"Cause your leg got cut up, fool"

"Then where can you feel the pain?"

"In your le--"

"Exactly!"

"You can't feel the pain when YOUR LEG IS GONE?!"

Oikawa and Atsumu screeched and at the farthest corner of the room, there sat their two boyfriends, not knowing what to do and regretting their life decisions.

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"Ughh I'm boredddddd" Atsumu whined

"Then die" kenma replied, not looking up at his nintendo switch.

"Kenmaaaaaaaa, play with meeeee"

"No"

"Please?"

"No"

"I'll buy you apple pie"

"Maybe?"

Kenma sighed, turning off his game as he looked at his blonde friend. "What are we going to do?"

Atsumu smirked

"Oh no..."

Hours later

"I'm suddenly regretting being here"
Kenma sighed, regretting every decisions that he made.

"Come onnnn kenmaaa, it's not like he would pounce on you, right?"