America: 50☆Stars (Vol. 3)

The Spring of Sisters

Challenge: I dare y'all to eat an egg every time "egg" is mentioned. Anyway, you've been warned not to read this shit (lol).

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"Mom"!"Sidney Keeps on bothering me"!

"Keep it down up there!" said mom.

Sorry to keep you waiting. My sister Sidney is annoying. She broke my gameboy, computer, and my games. She even make the dog eat my homework. Even mom or dad didn't care if Sidney bothers me.

Tommorow is easter and I remember last time Sidney put a hole in my basket. I have no eggs, and Sidney got all the eggs even the golden egg. I heared mom put a Recces, a Peanut butter m&m's, and Sour Skittles in there. Even it's the size of a pen! Mom told Sidney to share, but she only give me a tootsie roll. I hate tootsie rolls. Even she eat all of her candy in one day. Even she loose 2 tooths after that day. Even she got $2.00 after that. So long with 4 days of my Luck and it's going to her.

But today is going to be me. "Wha Ha Ha Ha"!

"Knock! Knock!"

"Mom,"can you see I have a plan."

"What plan?" said mom.

"Um, a plan to save...trees."

"Okay, but clean your room okay". Said mom.

"Okay."

~ Later that night. ~

"Bam, Bam... Cling Ching...."

"OHOH!"

"... BooM!"

"DoH"!

~ The Next morning. ~

"Toby, it's easter your late"! Said mom. "Sidney already has 5 eggs." Said mom.

"What"! I got the evil egg and remote and basket. I put evil egg in the bush. Then I go look for the other eggs. There are 20 eggs I have 2, my sister 7. So there are 11 eggs left.

I heard a sound the evil egg heard. It's Sidney. I tract her and hid near the trees. I control evil egg, and evil eggs is on the roll.

"AHHHHH"!"The egg iS alive"!

Evil egg chase her. She drop her eggs and run away. I got her eggs and put Autocontrol on evilegg.

~ 40 minutes later... ~

I go t all the eggs and command evil egg to come back to me. Then I go back home. Sidney is the one first over there because she's a Scary cat. Then I eat all my candy inone day, loose 2 teeth, and got 2 bucks. I got 4 days of luck again!"

~ That night at 12:30a.m. ~

"Crash... Bam, Bam..ding"!

"Oh,Oh"!

"BOOM"!

"Ouch"!

~ The next morning. ~

"Ha, I'm done"!"Soon I will have revenge"!"Wahha-Ha ha ha ha"!

"Sidney"!"Wake up eat your breakfast"!

"Mom!,"Can't you See I have a plan"!

"A plan to do what"?

"ummm, a plan to save... trees"!

"Okay, the same thing like your brother."

"Brother I challenge you to v.s egg evil!"

"Okay."

"Ready, Set, go"!

"BOOM!"!

~ 2 hours later... ~

"Why you make me in trouble"!!! both said.

So that's how evil egg and eggs evil got destroyed.

~ The end. ~

My OCs look at me. Then back at the story. Then back to me. Then back at the story. "What drugs were you on?"

"Eggs, I think?" I shrug. "Happy April Fools' Day, everyone."

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+ "The Spring of Sisters" is the sixth installment of the Scary Holiday series. Written by a particular someone when they were... I don't know. Third grade? Around eight years old? For sure, the child wrote this four-page story in a notebook for the purpose of entertaining herself. But honestly, her time would've been better spent playing Wii Sports with her brother.

+ On a serious note, I'm sure everyone has a lot of questions like, "What the fuck was that?!" Indeed, that was a story written by me at a young age a long time ago, definitely inspired by cartoons such as Dexter's Laboratory and Johnny Test. A few years ago, I was cleaning out my desk when I found the notebooks that contained stories such as the aforementioned story y'all just read. It was a wild nostalgic ride, to say the least. If y'all thought "The Spring of Sisters" was weird, y'all had yet to read the earlier installments such as "Jingle Hells" and "School Jail" which were a lot worse, like, what possessed me to write this! If for some unknown reason people want to see more of that kind of shit, I may publish another story solely for that content alone. That way, a lot people can feel better about themselves and their writing.

- On a side note, I did my best to copy the story from my notebook onto an online platform, including the quirks and writing mistakes on purpose just to show its authenticity was, indeed, created by a weird child. Unfortunately, I had to make my own edits to make the story eligible. Otherwise, it would've been hard to follow one gigantic paragraph.

- On another side note, I don't know why in the story I was obsessed with teeth; I guess I was still amazed I could get money from losing teeth (after putting them underneath my pillow). Also, I don't know what's up with the "4 days of good luck." I assume it has something to do with Easter weekend. Otherwise, I don't know. Anyway, thank y'all for reading an eight-year-old's crappy story. Continue reading as usual like this never existed.

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