"Ness? Ness!?"
...
"Yeah...?"
"What was that?"
"...Things."
"What things?"
"..."
"Do you want to know?"
"Yes?"
"The government."
"The wha?"
"Pigmasks, government troops."
"Why were they here?"
"They want me."
...
"Why?"
"Things.."
"Stop saying things, its not helping!"
...
"Alright...You see, I'm not exactly normal, in fact, I would be dead if I was normal."
...
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"I guess I already exposed myself, there is no point to hide anymore."
"Ok?"
"I have some, magic in me."
"..."
"What you just experienced, was a quick translocation spell I have up my sleeve called Psi teleport. It wasn't fully casted, so it was quite choppy. I'm sorry Lucas, for doing that..."
"Wait, stop."
"What?"
"You know Psi?"
"...Yeah, a bit of a secret, I haven't told many people about this, but I probably will have to, soon."
"Why?"
"I'm running out of juice, PP, things that fuel my powers, I won't be able to run anymore. I used my last few drops on the last spell I casted...You just might be the last good face I will ever see."
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"Get up Ness, I can help." Said Lucas, who finally sat up. He was ecstatic. "Stand up!"
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"Go help yourself and run away from me, they will soon find me, trust me dude, you don't want to be apart of this." Ness said while laying sideways on the floor of the desert, now giving up all hope.
"No, no, I have something to tell you, that you might like."
"Huh?"
"The thing you were talking about, I have it too."
"...What?"
"Look."
Lucas raised his finger to the sky as rainbow colored diamonds shot out. Ness slowly turned his head, and dropped his jaws in amazement, even if he was on the ground.
"It really is true, I'm not the last one!" Ness shouted, now back to his former attitude. "Its destiny, we were meant to meet."
Ness jumped right back on his feet, it almost looked like he just won the lottery, but better. He then proceeded to give the heaviest hug Lucas has ever received in his life, all while screaming "I love you so fucking much dude!"
"Ehhhhh, you what?" Lucas suddenly heated up, cheeks crimsoned, as his brain started to disfunction.
"Oh Shit, ummm no homo haha." Ness quickly backed away from the hug, still laughing his ass off. "I promise I'm not weird like that."
Lucas also started laughing with him, all until Ness said something that made Lucas feel gutted, for some weird reason.
"The last thing you need to worry about is me being gay, I'm as straight as a stick, just ignore everything I said earlier."
"Oh..."
"Yup haha, now lets get movin shall we, captain lukatron?"
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"Lucas?"
Lucas stood still for three seconds before snapping back to reality, "Oh yeah, what did you say?"
"I said we shall probably, You know, go? Before they find me?"
"We shall...indeed, um where are we gonna go again?"
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Toonie and villa are screwing somewhere else, they will cross path with their buddies pretty soon, but probably not now.
