"Link?" The short woman asked while pressed towards the ground. "LINK! What are you doing here. It's been so long...Wow, puberty hit you like a truck. Your voice is so deep."
"Too long! I never thought to every see you again. Tetra oh Tetra, oh come here you son of a bitch." Link cried while Villager slowly opened his eyes from his sleep, somehow he had not woken up during the incident that happened earlier.
Link stood up instantly and ran towards the woman on the ground, which Ness had let go due to high amounts of absolute confusion. The woman then stood up and collided into the hooded boy.
"I miss you...I thought of you every day." Tetra said in a high pitch. "...I promise I'm not that clingy, you are so old now, but your face never changes."
"I missed you every night since you left." Link said. "You look just as fabulous as the day I first met you."
Ness and Lucas stood in confusion.
"Link...Where's Villager, please tell me that you two are still together?"
(gonna somehow fit villager into toon link's world)
"Oh no worries, he's-"
"Tetra! I heard the voice! TETRA! Is that really you?" Villager jumped up from his cot, no longer sleepy in any way. He hugged the woman, exploding with a mix of crying and laughter, and started talking, actually, it was more like screaming than anything.
Ness, who slid closer to Lucas, "What the hell is going on."
"That must be their...friend?" Lucas answered.
"I should really kick the shit out of that woman..."
"Ness...They look pretty friendly with each other, if they trust her, we should."
"She literally tried to rob us...and she is pretty ugly for a lady, like, really ugly."
"Good point...Not on the ugly part, on the attempted robbery part. But I don't want to ruin this moment for them. I'll stay passive."
"This might be the girl that I saw through Link's head? Although she didn't look this old..." Ness said while spectating the rejoice of the three. "I'll ask politely, how about them apples."
"You two look, so different." Tetra said. "Like the two glorious young ladies you two are."
"Great...We are starting this again, right after your three year absence?" Link said while Villager giggled.
"Link..." Ness interrupted at last, he could hold his confusion and curiosity anymore. "Who is this?"
"Oh sorry, I got too carried away, so Ness and Lucas, meet Tetra, and Tetra, meet Ness and Lucas."
"Hey!" Tetra gave a friendly wave. Lucas smiled and waved back, while Ness gave a forced nod.
"So is she like your childhood friend or something?" Ness said. "No wonder she was trying the good old "relocation of items" strategy, of course! All three of you definitely all came from the same den."
"I like this one. You're funny." Tetra said. "Steroids and half baked humor, my favorite pastime."
"Tetra was our only friend back at that place, she was the daughter of our owner there, but unlike them, she treated us like good friends rather than, hehe, slaves." Link said proudly, like the lady beside him was some sort of goddess.
"And probably the most awesome person I've ever met, not that I've met many people but she is cool." Villager added.
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