I had the chapter 3000 words in, and then realized that it didn't really fit the theme of the story. So I deleted everything and started from scratch. (╯°□°）╯
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"So uh, anyways, after we escaped from, the place...This village was the place we came first. The "villagers" were friendly here, and they treated us well. I don't really know what they are...But they didn't hurt us, so I'm fine with that. That's why I told you to be passive, I'm sure they are some peaceful, hippie shit, or whatever the hell."
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"That's it? Wow, that's some skilled explanation you got there, "Hippie shit"." Ness said while smirking, as the rounded creatures came rolling behind him.
(Mr. Saturn Noises)
"Oh Jeez, you scared me."
"Saturn, talk, need."
"You need to...talk?"
"Talk, yes, help, you, need." The creature said as more creatures like it came behind it. They stacked on top of each other to reach the same height as Ness.
"Is this necessary..." Ness questioned. While Lucas watched in confusion.
"Help, need, magic, you, king, defeat, must."
"What?"
"City, Pork, must, go."
"I'm extremely sorry, but I cannot understand your choice of words, can you write it out for me-"
Ness desperately attempted to decipher the Saturn's message, while the three others watched, it was a comical situation, but no one laughed. No one understood what the Saturns were saying.
"CITY, PORK! Understand? no?"
"Alright, chill down little guy, can you go slowe-"
"NEW, PORK, CITY!"
"What the fuck is Pork City? Help me out here."
"It's...a city?" Link answered.
"Well no shit dude."
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"City, must, beg, go, save-"
"What about the fucking city? Just tell me! Using a little something called English would you?"
"Good, fulfill, destinies, you, now go." The Saturn turned its head and jumped off its comrades, showing great annoyance, leaving Ness absolutely confused.
"Wait what..." Ness said. But the Saturns already dispersed into different directions, not willing to talk to him again.
"What the hell is wrong with these testicles? They are so rude."
"Eh, don't get too caught up in their speakings, they might be speaking plain gibberish." Link reassured. "That's what I thought when Villa and I first met them weeks ago."
"I can't lie, what they just said sounded dangerously similar to what you sounded like yesterday." Lucas said.
"I've have never said any gibberish, but alright."
"Oh, um, well, Let me rephrase what you said that day, you said that we needed to go to this place called New Pork City, and if we didn't go in the next 12 hours, you would shove a wooden steak up everyone's ass and throw everyone overboard, directly quoted from you three days ago." Villager said. Just remembering that he probably did not want to bring out the chocolate incident, if Ness knew that they drugged him again, he would probably kill them, actually this time.
