The *5 idiots pt.4 ("Blame It On The Alcohol")

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*Judar added everyone to the chat*

*Judar changed the chats name to the 5 idiots* (since he's now in the chat cuz Kams/me added him)

Jasmine/hibiscusbxbe (Gurl I can't remember your new username OMG 😂) : W o w. It wasn't Kams who started the chat this time. I'm proud.

Judar: I have a question for my dearest Jasmine

Jasmine: Don't call me that.

Judar: Whatever, Dearest. Anyway, what is this fanfic you have called "blame it on the alcohol?"

Kams: I- oh fuck

Jasmine: .........

Jafar: yeah, I've been thinking of reading it for some time now.

Sinbad: me too! We should read it together!

Judar: Yeah!

Kams: Rip Jasmine

Jasmine: NO STOP DON'T READ IT

Sinbad: Why not?

Jasmine: Because um ugh... I...

Sinbad: If you have no reason then we're gonna read it. Let's go!

Judar: Yippeee!!!!!

Jafar: Yay.

Kams: that is the most emotion Jafar has ever put into a message-

Jasmine: I'm dead...

*a few minutes later*

Sinbad: I-...

Judar: currently gulping down vomit-

Jafar: is there any possible way to delete memories?

Kams: I don't think so...

Jasmine: I DIDN'T WRITE THE BAD PARTS, I SWEAR! MY FRIEND DID!

Sinbad: Jafar?

Jafar: Yes?

Sinbad: Has this ever happened while I've been drunk before?

Jafar: I do not have to answer that

Kams: We'll all take that as a yes

Judar: Damn, no wonder why you two are so close~

Sinbad: I...

Jasmine: *sobs*

Kams: PFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Judar: Betcha the shrimp enjoyed it too!

Kams: HE PROBABLY DID

Jafar: ...

Sinbad: ...

Judar: I have to say, my dearest Jasmine, you are very horny to write such a thing

Jasmine: AHHHHH I DID NOT WRITE THOSE PARTS AND KAMS HAS WRITTEN THOSE THINGS BEFORE AS WELL

Judar: We all know Kams isn't sane so we give her a pass.

Kams: Ye

Jasmine: sigh...

Jafar: I'm going back to Sham Lash......

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