Oh what a wonderfull- ow!

16 3 7
                                    

Sockbad: So. Is anyone going to talk about the elephant in the room?

Judar: The room is too small to fit an elephant.

Whitey: It's a figure of speech

Judar: I am not certain if it is or not

Sockbad: Is ANYONE going to notice our names are changed??

Jafar: Haha!

Amoo: Why is Jafar laughing? Did he do this?

Jafar: PFFFTTT HAHAAHAHA

Judar: I'm starting to really hate this

Sockbad: I thought you'd love this

Judar: Love THIS? You should get your mind straight. Wait- no. Your mind can't even get straight since you just LOVE fucking me.

Sockbad: ?!?,!/!-&/!&—&

Jafar: ...

Whitey: That- is... WHAT?! YOUR CHEATING ON JAFAR NOW SINBAD

Sockbad: NO IM NOT AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS ME??

Whitey: really?? Sock- bad. Sin-bad. Easy- NOW TELL ME WHY YOURE CHEATING ON JAFFY!

Amoo: This is very disappointing of you Sinbad.

Recallthisnumber: My... Sinja... fanclub...IS OVER WHAAHHHHHH

Sockbad: WHAT?! NO! IM NOT CHEATING ON JAFAR! JUDARS LYING! RIGHT, JAFAR?

Jafar: HAHDJAHAHDUSHEIEBAIAJHS— HAHAHAAHAHAHA! Aw man, this is too good...

Amoo: ...??! He's not even mad???!!!

Whitey: Who is this and what have you done with Jafar.

Recallthisnumber: Wait, shouldn't we actually be trying to figure out who's who? I'm Hakuryuu.

Amoo: Atlas.

Whitey: Kams

Amoo: clearly...

Whitey: How come I get called whitey but Jafar doesn't? WAIT JUDAR AND JAFAR DONT HAVE THEIR NAMES CHANGED.

Amoo: duh. That means that Judar did this, right?

Jafar: We did not do anything, we promise.

Judar: uh-huh. Definitely not planning something to kill Sinbad or anything. You know, just normal stuff.

Sockbad: EXCUSE ME HUH??

Jafar: JSHAJSHAJAHAHAHAHAH your humor never ceases to amaze me

Sockbad: WHATAVDUSNAHAHAHABDJAJ—?!?.$82-

Judar: Not all people can have a horrible childhood and come out with this humor.

Jafar: JDJABSHFJKAHEJSJA IM GOING TO DIE

Judar: think Sinbad beat you to that

Jafar: well... at least I'll be with the one I love~

Judar: I do not talk like that

Jafar: That's what I hear

Judar: sigh... alright, let's just show them already

*Judar changed their name back to Jafar*

*Jafar changed their name back to Judar*

Amoo: OOOOOHHHHHH

Recallthisnumber: MY SINJA CLUB IS STILL HERE YESSSSSDSSDSS

Whitey: *puts down knife* So Sin didn't cheat?

Amoo: No. what were you planning to do with a knife?

Whitey: nothing...

Jafar: Judar had me do this since our names are similar and he thought it'd be funny.

Judar: AND IT WAS

Sockbad: Oh that the heavens...

Jafar: Sockbad was my idea, as Sin keeps on leaving his clothes laying around his room. I heard from Kams that usually people leave their socks around the room and it stinks it up so here we are.

Sockbad: :( But you're supposed to sleep after doi-

Amoo: ANYWAY— I understand Kams' name, but what about me and Hakruyuu?

Jafar: Amoo (A moo)

Amoo: did you just call me a cow?

Judar: Yes

Amoo: I hate this chat

Jafar: And for Hak, we've been trying to call him for the past week and that's what we've been hearing soooooo... that's it

Amoo: WHY A COW THO?

Whitey: heh, worse than my name for once.

Amoo: TAKE THAT BACKKDFJSNSJSS

Magi TextsWhere stories live. Discover now