(This contains spoilers for my books "Although It's a miracle" and "High on life: New generation")
Judar: Hey guyssssssssss
Kams: what's up??
Judar: boop.
*Judar added Erin, Elia, Lai and Alia to the group chat*
Jafar: SHIT— NO—
Sinbad: Hey kids!
Lai: Yo dad! How life been in bed with mom lately?
Jafar: FUCK—
Alia: Why's mom cursing so much?
Erin: He hates us
Elia: No he doesn't! Why would someone who pushed all 4 of us out of themselves hate... wait... I can actually see why he would.
Atlas: Man, I really missed these kids. How's it going over in Balbadd?
Erin: Alia was almost killed.
Jafar: HE WHAT!?
Alia: WE PROMISED NOT TO TELL MOM!
Sinbad: Who was it? Was it a girl? An assassin?
Lai: Oh-ho, dad, you're actually correct for once, AND she's hot. Alia's taken quite a liking to her.
Sinbad: ah, so Alia's taking after me
Elia: huh?
Sinbad: ... nothing.
Jafar: So... anything else happen on your trip?
Elia: Lai has been learning how to wield fire magoi from Alibaba
Erin: I found this cool book store... Lai burnt it down
Sinbad: I... I'm not paying for that
Lai: I told Alibaba you would
Sinbad: Shit...
Jafar: How's Morgiana and Alibaba been, actually?
Alia: Morgiana is like a really nice mom— not that you're not nice... mom.
Jafar: mhm.
Lai: Alibaba's really cool! He's like the cooler version of dad!
Sinbad: no offense taken...
Lai: I never said no offense
Sinbad: 😭
Erin: Nah, mom and dad are better than them, because they had us go meet them. We have them to thank for meeting Alibaba and Morgiana.
Elia: exactly.
Kams: these kids are brutal—
Atlas: If our kid said any of this, he'd be shot into the sky.
Kams: would I be shooting or you?
Atlas: No— not actually... sigh...
Judar: Well, I think the first night the kids left I heard Sinbad and Jafar um... so I think they were quite happy with the kids gone.
*Jafar muted Judar*
Jafar: DO NOT LISTEN TO A WORD THIS CREEP SAYS.
Alia: mom...
Jafar: I said don't listen.
Lai: Oh, we're definitely listening.
*Lai unmuted Judar*
Jafar: LAI
Judar: Jafar was moaning so loudly, I mean, wow, Sinbad must've really been getting into it
Jafar: STOP— STOP
Sinbad: oh shit...
Alia: I-...
Lai: Damn
Erin: 0-0
Elia: 0//0
Lai: When I asked earlier about how life was in bed with mom... I didn't mean literally...
Kams: Busted. Kids, this is a regular conversation in this group chat, I'll let you know that
Alia: IT'S A REGULAR CONVERSATION?!
Atlas: Actually, yes. We adults have... a lot to talk about here.
Hakruyuu: Lots.
Alia: EVEN UNCLE HAKRUYUU!?
Hakruyuu: Yes? Is it that much of a surprise?
Alia: ... when we get back from this trip... I'm going to have a word with all of you
Jafar: welp, time to go throw myself back into the pits of hell with my father
Sinbad: Mind if I join you?
Alia: NO. You can't bail. This is something you can't avoid.
Jafar: we can if we run far enough
Alia: Either way I will catch you
Jafar: our dead bodies, yes.
Sinbad: we will go to the extremes to not be interrogated by you.
Lai: Well, Alia can't really talk since he did kinda get turned on when that assassin girl was on top of him...
Jafar: THE FUCK—?
*Alia left the chat*
Sinbad: teenagers.
