I hate sleep and love coffee

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Ulian: goodmorning everyone

Atlas: It's 1 in the morning-

Ulian: which makes it the morning?

Atlas: You need to be asleep at this hour.

Ulian: then what are you doing up?

Atlas: Well—

Ulian: See? Same reason as me.

Atlas: highly doubt that...

Jafar: Can we all just go to bed?

Ulian: Oh shut, you snow cone, we all know you don't get any sleep either.

Sinbad: Unless I drag him into bed

Ulian: Yes, until Sin drags him into bed- WAIT HUH- wait I'm an author I should know this

Jafar: So is everyone awake at this hour?

Atlas: I'd suppose so

Judar: WHAT'S UP GRAYSKULLS!

Jafar: What in the what?

Ulian: That is an odd way to bring yourself into a conversation but I like it

Sinbad: I for one, don't. Judar get out of this chat.

Judar: Awe why???

Sinbad: Because you're a bad influence on the kids.

Ulian: KIDS!? I'M OLDER THAN ATLAS!

Atlas: We're just younger then him, is what he's saying...

Ulian: See if I care.

Judar: I'm staying

Jafar: And I'm leaving

*Jafar left the chat*

Sinbad: THAT'S THE 6TH TIME TODAY JAFAR!

Ulian: Technically only 1, it's still only 1am

Atlas: Actually, going back to that conversation, lets all honor Jafar's sacrifice and go TF TO BED.

Ulian: He was expendable

Sinbad: HUH??????

Ulian: Don't act like you didn't act like that at the end of the manga

Sinbad: 🧍🏽...

Atlas: Burn

Ulian: 3rd degree burn or 1st or 2nd?

Atlas: ... 3rd

Ulian: Yes. Sin you need to take your skin off and put it over the burn

Sinbad: I- this is why Jafar can't leave this chat

Judar: He'd just bully you with them

Sinbad: Fair- WAIT GET OUT OF THIS CHAT!

Judar: I said I don't wanna

Ulian: 💃 💃💃

Atlas: How are you all this spirited this early...?

Ulian: it's called ✨ coffee ✨

Atlas: Oh well shit.

Sinbad: I'm starting to think Ulian is related to Jafar.

Atlas: Ykw, me too

Ulian: I wouldn't mind that. Be like second cousins with him or sumthin

*Sinbad added Jafar*

Sinbad: Jafar we found your second cousin

Jafar: I'm not related to someone who puts me through pain EVERYTIME SHE TOUCHES A KEYBOARD.

Atlas: 😬 He got a point

Ulian: I like to see my family in agony

Jafar: ...- yeah no.

*Jafar left the chat*

Sinbad: Welp. He's gone... again.

Ulian: make that the 2nd time today.

Sinbad: 🙄it's not even 2 yet

Atlas: ONCE AGAIN, going back to that, can we all go to bed now?

Ulian: sighhhh fine... I have like 3 tests tomorrow so Ig I need the sleep.

Atlas: Thank you

Judar: I'll go to sleep when I get my goodnight kiss

Atlas: Then go get Hakruyuu

Judar: ...Okay.

Sinbad: I shall grab Jafar for our nightly snuggles

Atlas: Goddamn lucky

Ulian: We could call each other and cuddle our phones

Atlas: no. Now go to bed. Goodnight

Ulian: Goodmorning.

Atlas: Sigh...

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